Wise lax bro has an important message for all the Bernie Bros out there

Posted on November 3, 2016 6:42 pm

Hey, Bernie Bros, this one’s for you.

Donning the mantle of the Wise Lax Bro, “Saturday Night Live” star Beck Bennet encouraged supporters of Bernie Sanders to vote for Hillary Clinton next Tuesday, using a hilarious safe sex analogy to make his point.

“Hey, man, you can abstain from voting if you want, but we all know abstinence-only education doesnt work. Sure, wearing a condom doesn’t feel super great, we all know that.

“We’d all rather be having wild, revolutionary, unfiltered, socialist intercourse with our country, but sometimes you need the safe choice. And, you know, the reliable choice. The choice that’s not going to leave you hold the baby that you never wanted in the first place, aka the economy.”

“So, Hillary Clinton is the safe, condom sex of the 2016 election.”

Preach, bro. Preach.

Wise lax bro has an important message for all the Bernie Bros out there

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