Drunk Woman Stupidly Grinds on Cop During Arrest

Drunk people are the best. I love scrolling through my Twitter feed and finding these types of stories. Because well, it makes me feel better about myself. At least I’m not the one facing charges for grinding on a police officer, that’s this 24-year-old from Alabama. Who was recorded literally grinding her butt into the crotch of a cop. All while he was attempting to handcuff her. So classy.

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Teale was arrested by police on misdemeanor disorderly conduct and harassment charges. The University of Alabama graduate was stopped outside a Waffle House in downtown Tuscaloosa, just a few blocks away from Bryant-Denny Stadium where she attended the Crimson Tide and University of Tennessee football game. As seen in the video, which has since gone viral, Teale was pinned up again a window as a police officer sought to handcuff her.

Drunk Woman Stupidly Grinds on Cop During Arrest

She then begins to press her butt into the cop’s groin while saying, “Oh, yeah, you like that? You like that, yeah?” The nerve of this woman amazes me. Tuscaloosa authorities declined to release the arrest report, so it is unclear if either of the misdemeanor counts filed against her is related to the lap dance or not.

But, between you and me, we all know it was. That cop must have felt so humiliated. I would have just smacked her in the head, but then again, that would probably get this poor cop sued in a jiffy. So, she was quickly arrested but was later released on a $1000 bond.

Finding the whole situation hilarious, the woman is seeking to “offset her legal costs” via donations from her “fans” on her Instagram page. She stated, “Went through some legal trouble, if you wanna throw me $5 bucks, Venmo me. I’d like that.” I mean, her parents must surely be proud of her. This isn’t even funny, it’s just plain insensitive. Some people are really bad drunks, and this is the perfect example of it.

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