Hey, ghosts need love, too. Or sometimes, it now seems, maybe a little more than that. That’s the story of one Texas woman, who said her house is not only haunted, but that the spirits floating around inside are, well, you know, horny.
Or in the words of Linda Hill of Gainesville, Texas, the ghosts are “sexual.” She revealed all this in an interview with WFAA-TV in Dallas-Forth Worth.
Hill and her husband actually rent out the house — or at least try. But everyone seems to move out quickly after learning that things tend to go bump (and grind) in the night.
“It’s like a revolving door,” Hill said. “The longest anyone’s stayed in this house was six months.”
Sexual Ghosts Lives Rent Free In This Home
Things don’t just get creepy, they get freaky, with ghosts getting their freak actually on. Oh, they also supposedly talk dirty — and have been overheard saying “Oh baby, oh baby, yeah” and, “Yeah, I like it like that,” according to Hill.
All of it sort of makes you wonder … how wholesome must you be to want to move out?
But Hill said the titillating house terrors are just too much for most tenants to take. In fact, 10 tenants have moved out in less than two years, she claimed.
Rumor has it that the house used to be a bordello, which may explains why the ghosts allegedly behave the way they do.
“Sexual,” Hill said. “No other way to put it.”
Oh baby, oh baby, yeah.