If you’ve ever shown up to work while your stomach growls on the way in the door, these 5 stages of hunger will seem very familiar.
Yes, everyone in the elevator can hear your stomach growling. You’re not fooling anyone, and now your boss knows you came in late and missed breakfast.
You’re not having it, NOT TODAY. It’s physically impossible to complete mind-numbing tasks on an empty stomach. You’re hangry.
Oh, there’s relief in sight! You walk into that lunch meeting, but Janice in accounting already took the last sub. You can try to reason with her, but … she’s not here to help you. She’s not here to help anyone.
You might as well pull out the guyliner and cue the sad music. Hunger is here to stay, and it’s now the worst day of your life.
SURELY THERE IS SOMETHING IN THIS OFFICE TO EAT?!?!