Jizzn’t she lovely? Tracy Kiss, a lifestyle blogger, and personal trainer, definitely thinks one of the keys to her good looks is her daily ingestion of semen procured platonically from various male friends of hers. She takes spoonfuls of the semen, puts the semen on her face to improve her skin, and even tops biscuits with the semen before eating them, using the semen like some sort of human-produced honey. Suffice it to say that Tracy Kiss consumes so much semen that if you took a black light to her she’d glow like a woman-sized chunk of plutonium.
Kiss, who is a vegan, says her sperm supplemented lifestyle helps her get vitamins and nutrients she can’t get from the non-cum filled plants she eats. According to Kiss, her daily DNA smoothies help her both physically and mentally. They improve her mood and temperament as well as her bodily health, both internally and externally.
Here’s a video of Kiss ingesting semen in like eight different ways. Definitely do not watch this at work or if you’re a little squeamish.
I have no idea why, but watching her eat jizz like it’s Nutella made me gag. I think it’s a context thing. I’ve seen “adult” videos of women getting fire-hosed by the stuff. Why? For… reasons. Either way, people coming into contact with the stuff for sexual and/or reproductive reasons is not weird or gross to me. But there’s something so creepy and unsettling about spooning cold, dead jizz into your mouth. It’s foul. And raw? Jesus Christ. At least toss it into a protein shake or something. Hide it behind peanut butter and strawberries and a thousand other delicious foods, like you would with kale. Don’t just whip out a honey dipper and drip the stuff into your mouth like some weird semen vampire.
It takes real effort to do something extremely weird in a way that is extremely weird. It’s like eating a worm through your nose.
Anyway, that’s a thing. Now let’s all go rinse our brains of this.