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Skin Cancer Penis Fall Off Adobe

What’s worse than being a man with cancer? Being a man with cancer and no penis, which is a terrifyingly real possibility, apparently. Enjoy that fun fact of the day as you rapidly start checking yourself for moles and lumps. Fortunately for us all, the circumstances surrounding this unfortunate man’s penis loss make it pretty clear that it’s an outrageously preventable situation.

An 82-year-old man in India lost his penis after he ignored signs of a skin cancer that, unfortunately, eventually killed him. The man went into a primary care clinic complaining about an ulcer on his penis that he had ignored for 12 months. He also suffered from severe swelling and skin shedding. The area around the man’s penis was drained of pus and the man was prescribed antibiotics, but the ulcer wouldn’t go away.

Instead, the ulcer continued to grow and finally caused the man’s penis to fall off. There’s no official word on what that did to his will to live, but it really didn’t matter, because the cancer was so far along at that point that all doctors could offer the poor SOB was palliative care for his few remaining days.

Presumably, the lesson here is… don’t ignore obvious, painful signs of cancer that are slowly destroying your body? Such as a hole in your penis and massive skin loss? Did, uh, anyone need that lesson?

Want to avoid your penis falling off or, just, cancer altogether? Harvard Health Publishing recommends doing the following:

  • Avoid all tobacco
  • Eat right — less red meat and fat, more grains, fruits, and veggies.
  • Get exercise
  • Lose weight — the bigger the body the more likely you are to get cancer
  • Drink less alcohol
  • Avoid too much exposure to radiation (tough, I know)
  • Don’t get hepatitis, HPV, or HIV (you should already be trying to avoid these)
  • If you’re a man, take lower doses of aspirin
  • Avoid environmental toxins like asbestos
  • Get enough Vitamin D — you’ll need to take Vitamin supplements for this

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Rob Fox About the author:
Rob Fox is a writer, comedian, and producer based in Austin, TX. God made him left-handed to hide his own averageness from him.
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