She’s self-sufficient, she’s quiet, she likes to be by herself really.

She likes a lot of reality television.

I wish I liked my vagina more, but I don’t. I wonder if other women feel this way? Do we need to be proud?

At night after a long day, I just want to lay in bed and eat a snack and watch reality television.

I could really be a sewn-up teddy bear, and I’d be fine.

Moms, is it just me? Am I the only one? How would you describe your vagina?

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Elissa Benzie About the author:
Elissa is a millennial wife and mom with two toddlers. She's neurotic and disorganized, she's over it and exhausted. But it's OK, that's life! Follow her on FacebookTwitter, Pinterest or Instagram
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