Jordan Karlesson
After strutting her stuff on Dance Moms, ex-con Abby Lee Miller wants back on reality TV. Like, big time.
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In a YouTube video posted Monday, Miller asks Andy Cohen to tap her for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Cohen serves as executive producer for the show.
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The clip of Abby Lee Miller, who pleaded guilty to bankruptcy fraud in June 2016, runs eight minutes long. It’s effectively an audition tape. And it’s also pretty surreal-looking.
“Everyone’s replaceable,” Miller says at the beginning of the clip.
She adds with a sly grin: “Which housewife will it be?”
In the video’s description, Abby Lee Miller explains that she released it amid “the rumor” that she is already onboard for RHOBH.
“Surpirse [sic] … I’m talking about the truth,” Miller says cryptically. “First I dealt with moms [sic] crazy about their children’s success. But do I have what it takes to take on some crazy housewives? Sending love to these women. All in good fun!!! Don’t be a softie. Enjoy the jabs.”
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Even more strange, the video description includes a list of “Honorary RHOBH Abby Lee Taglines”:
1. “The egyptians [sic] build their pyramids, and I built mine.”
2. “Save your tears for the pillow, there’s a new villain in town.”
3. “I can’t walk anymore, but who said I need legs to speak my mind?”
4. “Nobody is feared like a Dance Mom, until you meet me.”
5. “I call it like I see it, and you’re not getting a solo this week.”
Abby Lee Miller pleaded guilty to bankruptcy fraud in summer 2016. She hid money in secret accounts between 2012-13. Miller also divvied up $120,000 between her friends to carry in plastic bags in their luggage in 2014. She spent 10 months in prison for the offense.
