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Middle Finger First Amendment

A federal appeals court ruled that a Michigan woman who was pulled over for giving a police officer the middle finger was within her First Amendment rights to do so and that the officer should have known better. Does this mean you can go flipping off a cop whenever you want? Maybe throw up double birds and shout, “Hey piggy you want a donut? I got a creme filled eclair you can suck on right here OINK OINK OINK” while shaking your junk at them?

Technically yes, probably, but do so at your own peril.

This groundbreaking freedom of speech case all came about after Debra Cruise-Gulyas was pulled over by Officer Matthew Minard for a minor traffic violation. After she was given the ticket Cruise-Gulyas gave Officer Minard the middle finger and pulled away to leave. Officer Minard immediately pulled Cruise-Gulyas over again and this time issued her a more serious speeding ticket. (Maybe she was speeding the hell away after thinking, “Oh damn I probably shouldn’t have just flipped off that cop”?)

At some point after that — if she’s like me then possibly while drunk and complaining to her friends about her rights — Cruise-Gulyas decided she was going to sue. So she did. And she won! Unanimously at that. The court voted 3-0 in her favor.

So there you have it. You are well within your rights to flip off a cop after they write you a ticket for something. Chances are you’re probably not going to have that affirmed until much later, however. Likely after they arrest and taser you and then leave you to rot in a holding cell for 12 hours with some guy charged with exposing himself on a playground, for their own lawlz.

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Rob Fox About the author:
Rob Fox is a writer, comedian, and producer based in Austin, TX. God made him left-handed to hide his own averageness from him.
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