No, you weren’t having a stroke, Facebook momentarily thought everyone was dead

Maybe Facebook knows something the general public doesn’t, and let slip that we’re actually all living in heaven, hell, or some strange happy medium

On Friday afternoon, Facebook users reacted in horror when a Facebook glitch made thousands of Facebook profiles listed as memorial pages.

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A memorial page is set up after a Facebook user dies so that people can remember the user after their passing.

At 3:30 p.m. EST, thousands of users looked like they were dead on Facebook, including founder Mark Zuckeberg and this very much alive author.

Within seconds of the error popping up, users took to Twitter, another social medium to declare that they weren’t dead.

Due to some incredible bug on @Facebook, everyone I know is dead, including me. Best glitch ever! pic.twitter.com/OFoL9MtPXu

— Alex Hosselet (@AHosselet) November 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/shotbywilder/status/797175962320388097

Not dead. pic.twitter.com/nCda19B5HY

— Doug Barclay (@dougbarclay17) November 11, 2016

No word on whether this is all one big Donald Trump joke.