For many Texans, especially Houstonians, H-E-B is a way of life.
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So, it’s no surprise the people of Dallas got their hopes up for a chance to shop at the state’s most Texan grocery store when this picture started circulating this week:
Turns out the convincing screen shot of the local Dallas news a fake.
As if things weren’t already bad enough five hours from Houston, Dallas’ closest H-E-B option is almost 30 miles away in Waxahachie:
To put things in perspective, the Bayou City has 81 options within 100 miles:
Remember to give thanks for our blessings, y’all.
Dallas will have to settle for Central Market, and this may be because in Houston, Everything’s Better.