Portapotties will never be regarded as ideal spots to pop a squat; but when nature calls, we listen.
A woman attending the Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall, England was in a portapotty when a forklift driver picked it up and moved it to the other side of the harbor there.
Harbor master Rob Parsons joined BBC Radio Cornwall to talk about the incident and surmised the woman must have “thought she had teleported.”
The telepooper “got in the loo and then it was picked up and taken to the other side of the harbour with her in it,” Parsons said. “I think she was suffering from a bit of shock or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbour.”
Mark Kempthorne, the director of toilet provider Andyloos, revealed that this incident wasn’t a first and that it happens more often than you would think.
In fact, he’s done it himself.
“It does happen quite a bit to be honest. I’ve done it a few times,” he said.
Note: we have no way of knowing if the woman in the toilet was ripping a grumpy, it’s just better to believe that she was.
AP
