Here’s a lesson for professional wrestlers: Don’t eat a hot dog before a match.
Actually, one hot dog may be OK. Multiple hot dogs quickly, however, is a different story entirely.
That was a lesson learned the hard way by pro wrestler Otis, who hurled his cookies following the latest WWE Raw event. It happened right after a six-man tag team match, and it actually wasn’t cookies.
It was remnants of what Otis ingested during a pre-match hot dog-eating contest. And as you might imagine, it wasn’t pretty.
So watch the video below at our own peril:
All of that was the result of WWE’s cookout to celebrate the Fourth of July — celebrations that were scattered throughout Raw’s three-hour event.
“One of these featured the aforementioned contest, in which Otis appeared to have outdone Angelo Dawkins by outdoing the Street Profits man 23 to 22. Sitting along the table, however, was Akira Tozawa, who somehow put 48 frankfurters away.
“Otis then had to face United States Champion Bobby Lashley and the Street Profits after stuffing himself, teaming with Alpha Academy partner Chad Gable and Theory. Selling his packed stomach throughout the match, Otis was helpless to avoid his team’s defeat. Then, in a well-executed stunt, he threw up after the bell, almost blowing chunks into Gable’s face.”
So, lesson learned. At least, we hope. After all, no one wants to see a man that size — or any size — upchucking a bunch of pork while wearing a speed-o.