All this man wanted was some intimate alone time with a motor vehicle, but local law enforcement had other plans.
Police officers arrived outside a Charleston bar after receiving reports that a drunken man was disturbing the peace.
“I’m trying to make love to this vehicle,” he can be heard saying from under the car as cops arrived on the scene. “You’re breaking my concentration.”
After finally getting out from under the violated vehicle, the crazed sex maniac barked nonsense at the officers, begging them to tase him.
In the end, he gets what he asked for.