This man will never get to tap a keg again

A beer hall in Uehlfeld, Germany, (near Nuremberg) had a camera rolling as a man tried and brilliantly failed to tap a keg not once, but twice.

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It’s not for lack of trying.

He begins by hammering at the tap (presumably to get it started, this writer has only encountered taps that screw on). A woman stands next to him, holding a stein. One bad swing smashes the stein in her hands, causing the beer hall to erupt in laughter at his expense. Oops.

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They clean up what’s left of the stein, and she grabs another to test the pour — but nothing’s happening! Once she’s moved out of the way, he picks up that mallet again. Try #2. The pressure’s on. He has a knowing look on his face, almost accepting that he’s messed this up.

He has no idea.

Another swing breaks the tap off entirely, soaking the beer hall with (we presume) a nice German lager.

The clip cuts off shortly thereafter, amidst the riotous laughter of everyone there. We assume he won’t be asked to tap anything else anytime soon.

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