A Florida man has been arrested for having sex with a dog and damaging a church nativity scene, then trying to speed away in a stolen vehicle.
Other than all that, he appears to be a model citizen.
Actually, probably not.
Instead, Chad Mason, 36, was arrested on charges that included sexual activity with an animal, exposing his sexual organs, and criminal mischief to a place of worship.
Florida Man Arrested for Having Public Sex With Dog,
According to the police, Mason was walking a Goldendoodle owned by somebody he knows when he started trying to have sex with the dog in front of witnesses. When approached by one of the witnesses, Mason fled and “began to wreak havoc in the surrounding areas,” authorities said.
That allegedly included destroying a mailbox and attempting to lift a vehicle as a getaway car.
Mason was captured by Clearwater police after onlookers called 911 to report his behavior.
“Police said Mason ran to the Northwood Presbyterian Church, where he knocked over a nativity display, broke potted plants, and tossed children’s toys from the playground area. Officials estimated about $400 in damages to the church,” reported FOX 13.
Mason is currently out of jail on bond, but you’d imagine that soon, he will be back.