Sam Amico
When you’re a star quarterback in the NFL, well, you get a lot of things for free. Even things that some men would die to pay for.
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Just take the case of Jimmy Garoppolo, formerly the QB of the San Francisco 49ers and now the Las Vegas Raiders.
Now, it should be noted that Garoppolo has nothing to do with this other than he’s the name mentioned by Caitlin Bell and Alice Little of the Chicken Ranch brothel in Vegas — who have offered the new Raiders quarterback free sex, for life.
The brothelettes made the offer via TMZ.
Jimmy Garoppolo
“I almost fainted when I heard Jimmy signed with the Raiders,” Bell said in a statement. “He deserves free sex just for joining our team. But he gets free sex for life from us just because he’s such a legit babe!”
Well, OK then.
For the record, the Super Bowl is in Vegas next season.
“Jimmy brought the Niners to the Super Bowl and he could do the same for the Raiders,” Little said. “The next Big Game is in Vegas, so I’m going to go all the way to inspire Jimmy to go all the way!”
Well, OK then.
Anyway, let’s just both Bell and Little are experienced in their field. Bell has worked in adult films; Little is a “intimacy coach.”
Garoppolo signed a three-year deal with the Raiders last week. So he will have time to get the Raiders to the Super Bowl. Or score touchdowns in other ways.
