The Internet Truly Believes Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves are Vampires

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Hollywood is full of conspiracy theories that sometimes leave us questioning everything. Some believe that Elvis is still alive roaming around the world, and others believe that Jimi Hendrix was actually killed by the Feds. Now, the internet is convinced that Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are none other than…vampires.

Why do they believe this? Well, have you looked at them? They are flawless! Neither of them has seemed to age one bit. And in case you were wondering, yes, TikTok is behind this hilarious rumor. Several videos have been going viral, as some users try to prove that Reeves himself is either a vampire, an alien, or a time traveler. 

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Others believe he’s taking his Matrix role a little too seriously and basically jumps from world to world. But wait, that’s not all. A few years back a journalist went on to create her own list of “celebrity vampires” saying she indeed had proof of this said theory. 

“They’ve flaunted themselves in front of us for years and years. Have you ever noticed how some film stars just never seem to age?,” she noted. She went on to explain that despite his age, he is still just as active as when she first started acting. “Where on Earth does he get all that energy from?” 

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Her hilarious theory is said to begin in 1992 when he starred in Dracula by Bram Stoker. Reeves played Jonathan Harker, who is actually a man that is tormented by Count Dracula himself. So yeah, you know, he’s a vampire for sure. 

As far as Bullock, well she has pretty much looked the same since her early days. She’s being accused of drinking human blood in order to stay looking so young! I mean, if you really think about it, she really hasn’t aged at all. Definitely looks like she’s in her early 30s when in fact she is 58-year-old. 

Obviously, it’s all jokes, but it’s just too funny not to share. Some people just love stirring up the pot.

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