A 49-year-old woman from Wisconsin was caught on security camera “loosen[ing] her pants and squatt[ing] down” in aisle 1 of a Kmart and the shirt she was wearing when she was arrested is out of this world.
Melissa Jacobson was arrested Monday after Kmart employees were alerted to the “present” she left behind in a cardboard box, the Smoking Gun reported. Needless to say, Jacobson isn’t very poopular right now at the store.
Employees were perturbed by a “funky” odor and found some “Lincoln Logs” sitting in a box, which was also leaking urine.
Video footage showed that Jacobson went to customer service to return merchandise, took a quick “break” and then completed the return.
Here’s the best part: When Jacobson was arrested on Monday she was wearing a shirt with a dump truck on it with the words “dropping a load” on it.
She’s been charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of resisting or obstructing an officer.