Kimberly Jackson of Norfolk, Va. was arrested after police received calls of a couple having sex in a parking lot and it was discovered that the man involved in the act was unconscious and unresponsive.
The 36-year-old woman told WTKR “[I] was in the mood, and that’s basically what happened.” She said she was in the mood because of alcohol — you don’t say?
“The alcohol made me think I wouldn’t [get in trouble]. I’m not into erotic public sex or anything like that,” she went on.
The man who was unconscious was actually her boyfriend, Earl Palmer, and here’s what he had to say to the police about the incident after his little hospital visit:
I’m here trying to clear her name and let them know I consented to that, I just didn’t finish the job, as you could say.
Everyone wants to do something spontaneous. I’m not being disrespectful to you. Have you ever done anything spontaneous?
Jackson was arrested and charged for being drunk in public.
This picture pretty much says it all.