Once upon a time, a man from Sharpsburg, Pa. was caught screwing the pooch by his girlfriend.
WTAE reports that the dog belonged to 51-year-old Matthew Ziolkowski Jr.’s girlfriend and that she caught him in the act in the relatively early morning Thursday.
As soon as she saw what was going on, the girlfriend called 911 and police arrived just after 9 a.m.
Ziolkowski was arrested and faces charges for having sexual intercourse with an animal and animal cruelty.
His bond has been set at $500,000. Ziolkowski’s new home is the Allegheny County Jail.