Martin Shkreli was banned from Twitter because he wants to be an Ayn Rand protagonist when he grows up AP Photo/Susan Walsh
In this Feb. 4, 2016 file photo, Pharmaceutical chief Martin Shkreli smiles on Capitol Hill in Washington during the House Committee on Oversight and Reform Committee hearing on his former company's decision to raise the price of a lifesaving medicine. President-elect Donald Trump’s victory prompted Martin Shkreli on Wednesday, November 9, 2016, to publicly debut some songs off the one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang Clan album he bought for $2 million last year. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh, File)

In a development that should surprise absolutely no one, Martin Shkreli?pharmaceutical entrepreneur and owner of the most punchable face imaginable?has followed in Milo Yiannopoulos? footsteps by getting himself banned from Twitter after harassing a female journalist.

Shkreli clearly wears the outrage he inspires as a badge of honor.

Ayn Rand?s protagonists often find themselves similarly reviled, and, like Shkreli, they enjoy the sputtering outrage they inspire among Rand?s paper-thin caricatures of ?moochers? by flatly refusing to adopt altruistic values.

Rand?s Objectivist supermen have dynamited housing projects, plundered humanitarian aid convoys, and indulged some seriously creepy rape fetishes, but even those guys?who I can only imagine were Shkreli?s childhood heroes?might be uncomfortable around a guy who raised the price of a life-saving drug by 5,000 percent and then spent days pettily harassing a woman.

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It all started when Shkreli direct messaged freelance journalist Lauren Duca on Twitter asking her to be his date to President-elect Donald J. Trump?s inauguration, which sounds like something out of a girls? slumber party game:

GIRL 1: ?Okay. Worst date possible. Person, what they asked you to, and how they asked you out. Go.”

GIRL 2: ?Hmmm? Oh! I?ve got it! Roman Polanski. Nickleback concert. Throwing rocks at my window at 3 a.m.”

GIRL 3: ?I can top that! Martin Shkreli. Trump?s Inauguration. Twitter DMs.?

GIRL 2: ?How are you so good at this?!?

But I digress.

Duca responded, as any sane woman would, by tweeting a screenshot of the messages with the caption ?I would rather eat my own organs.? For most men, a woman?s expressed preference for autocannibalism over a date with them would be a clear indication to leave her alone.


Shkreli, however, is not most men.

He responded by tweeting a poorly photoshopped picture of him and Duca cuddling on the couch and spending what must have been a disturbingly long period of time creating a romantic collage of her pictures, which he then set as his Twitter banner.

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After enduring all of this and more, Duca finally appealed to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, who dropped the banhammer on the notorious pharma bro. Shkreli probably jumped for joy when he discovered his banishment.

Some men stick to their principles even in the face of widespread animosity, and those men deserve respect. But for Shkreli it seems the outrage he inspires has become more important to him than any values he might once have held.

His are the actions of the schoolyard pest that your teacher said would leave you alone if you?d just ignore him. If only we could.

Grayson Quay About the author:
Grayson Quay is a freelance writer whose work has been published by, Townhall, the Washington Times, and the National Interest. He is a graduate of Grove City College, a former high school teacher, and a current M.A. student at Georgetown University. His interests center on political discourse, including issues of free speech, identity politics, pop culture, and online political discussion. He enjoys writing poetry, listening to NPR, and mixing up an icy cocktail of red wine and Sprite on a hot summer day. Follow him on Twitter @hemingquay
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