Rare Contributor

Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

The ‘Penis Towel’ Will Turn Heads at the Beach Rare Humor The ‘Penis Towel’ Will Turn Heads at the Beach , 3:20pm, April 15
$20 Vaccine Shirt Is Perfect for People Who Love Pfizer (But Hate People) Rare Humor $20 Vaccine Shirt Is Perfect for People Who Love Pfizer (But Hate People) , 3:03pm, April 14
These Soap Dispensing Boobs Will Nurse Your Family to Health Rare Humor These Soap Dispensing Boobs Will Nurse Your Family to Health , 4:08pm, April 8
500-Yard Water Balloon Launcher Will Piss the Neighbors Off This Summer (But It’s Awesome) Rare Life 500-Yard Water Balloon Launcher Will Piss the Neighbors Off This Summer (But It’s Awesome) , 11:48am, April 8
$21 Trump Shirt Will Make Grandma Laugh This Mother’s Day Rare Humor $21 Trump Shirt Will Make Grandma Laugh This Mother’s Day , 3:00pm, April 7
An Ode to the McLovin ID, Setting the Standard for Fake IDs Rare Humor An Ode to the McLovin ID, Setting the Standard for Fake IDs , 12:11pm, April 2
There’s Nothing Fun Size About This 6-Inch Chocolate Penis Rare Humor There’s Nothing Fun Size About This 6-Inch Chocolate Penis , 4:33pm, April 1
This Is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response Rare Humor This Is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response , 4:01pm, March 31
These Funny Hot Dog Roasting Sticks Are Perfect for People With Dirty Minds Rare Humor These Funny Hot Dog Roasting Sticks Are Perfect for People With Dirty Minds , 3:40pm, March 30
Pee-Litical Targets: “They Piss You Off, You Piss on Them” Rare Humor Pee-Litical Targets: “They Piss You Off, You Piss on Them” , 2:48pm, March 25
$95 Jello Wrestling Kit Makes 100 Gallons of Jello for Never-Ending Fun Rare Humor $95 Jello Wrestling Kit Makes 100 Gallons of Jello for Never-Ending Fun , 4:36pm, March 22
10 Funny Pool Loungers That Will Put Every Flamingo Pool Float to Shame Rare Humor 10 Funny Pool Loungers That Will Put Every Flamingo Pool Float to Shame , 11:45am, March 19
10 Gift Ideas for Parents: Birthday, Holiday, and Retirement Gifts Rare Life 10 Gift Ideas for Parents: Birthday, Holiday, and Retirement Gifts , 4:49pm, March 18
Who Needs a Summer Body When Floaty Pants Exist Rare Humor Who Needs a Summer Body When Floaty Pants Exist , 3:40pm, March 18
10 Funny Birthday Cards Dad Will Keep Forever Rare Humor 10 Funny Birthday Cards Dad Will Keep Forever , 2:36pm, March 17
10 Quirky Birthday Cards That Will Make Mom Feel Special Rare Humor 10 Quirky Birthday Cards That Will Make Mom Feel Special , 12:24pm, March 16
Slap Your Face on Your Man’s New Swim Trunks for Only $30 Rare Humor Slap Your Face on Your Man’s New Swim Trunks for Only $30 , 4:50pm, March 15
$5 Trump University Diploma Is the Ultimate Gag Gift for Republicans Rare Humor $5 Trump University Diploma Is the Ultimate Gag Gift for Republicans , 2:34pm, March 12
Be the Life of the Party in This Funny St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt Rare Humor Be the Life of the Party in This Funny St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt , 4:42pm, March 10
Remote-Controlled Alligator Head Makes For Hilarious Prank Rare Humor Remote-Controlled Alligator Head Makes For Hilarious Prank , 4:56pm, March 9
$15 Andy Griffith Coffee Mug Makes Us Feel Nostalgic Rare Life $15 Andy Griffith Coffee Mug Makes Us Feel Nostalgic , 10:34am, March 5
Let These Strong (Inflatable) Men Hold Your Drinks All Summer Long Rare Humor Let These Strong (Inflatable) Men Hold Your Drinks All Summer Long , 11:45am, March 4
The Human Bowling Ball Will Make Spring Break Staycations Exciting Rare Life The Human Bowling Ball Will Make Spring Break Staycations Exciting , 10:00am, March 3
Take Your Cornhole Skills to the Swimming Pool With an Inflatable Cornhole Set Rare Life Take Your Cornhole Skills to the Swimming Pool With an Inflatable Cornhole Set , 4:27pm, March 1
We All Know a Mom Who Needs This Hilarious Shirt for Mother’s Day Rare Humor We All Know a Mom Who Needs This Hilarious Shirt for Mother’s Day , 12:29pm, February 26
10 Pool Toys We Love (And Yes, Inflatable Beer Pong Made the List) Rare Life 10 Pool Toys We Love (And Yes, Inflatable Beer Pong Made the List) , 4:00pm, February 25
This Folding Pool Table Is the Perfect Addition to the Game Room Rare Life This Folding Pool Table Is the Perfect Addition to the Game Room , 2:15pm, February 25
This Joe Biden Bobblehead Will Flip Off Your Friends for You Rare Humor This Joe Biden Bobblehead Will Flip Off Your Friends for You , 3:53pm, February 23
This Indoor Bumper Car Is the Coolest Toy Yet Rare Life This Indoor Bumper Car Is the Coolest Toy Yet , 12:03pm, February 22
Bed Desks Make It Easy to Work From the Hotel (Or Couch) Rare Life Bed Desks Make It Easy to Work From the Hotel (Or Couch) , 10:00am, February 15