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Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

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Bring the Rodeo to Your Backyard With an Inflatable Bull Pool Float Rare Humor Bring the Rodeo to Your Backyard With an Inflatable Bull Pool Float , 1:38pm, July 2
Is it Even the Fourth of July if You Don’t Quote the ‘Joe Dirt’ Fireworks Scene? Rare Entertainment Is it Even the Fourth of July if You Don’t Quote the ‘Joe Dirt’ Fireworks Scene? , 4:27pm, June 30
Get the Baby Wipes Ready, ‘Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce’ Will Leave You On the Toilet for Hours Rare Humor Get the Baby Wipes Ready, ‘Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce’ Will Leave You On the Toilet for Hours , 12:04pm, June 26
Game Night Just Got More Exciting With Giant Connect Four Rare Humor Game Night Just Got More Exciting With Giant Connect Four , 3:22pm, June 25
Be Sam Elliott for a Day With This Hilarious Mustache Face Cover Rare Humor Be Sam Elliott for a Day With This Hilarious Mustache Face Cover , 11:50am, June 24
Forget Prada, This Volkswagen Purse is Too Cool Rare Humor Forget Prada, This Volkswagen Purse is Too Cool , 11:52am, June 22
Who Needs a Summer Body When Floaty Pants Exist Rare Humor Who Needs a Summer Body When Floaty Pants Exist , 11:02am, June 19
Scare Unwanted Pool Guests With This Lifelike Alligator Head Rare Humor Scare Unwanted Pool Guests With This Lifelike Alligator Head , 3:46pm, June 18
This Motorized Pool Tube Can Be Yours for Only $129 Rare Humor This Motorized Pool Tube Can Be Yours for Only $129 , 12:41pm, June 18
Sneak a Sip of Pinot Noir Anywhere With a Wine Bra Rare Humor Sneak a Sip of Pinot Noir Anywhere With a Wine Bra , 10:38am, June 17
Stressed About Going Back to the Office? Grab Some Stress Testicles Rare Humor Stressed About Going Back to the Office? Grab Some Stress Testicles , 11:41am, June 16
This Floating Tent Allows You To Camp on Water! Rare Life This Floating Tent Allows You To Camp on Water! , 4:34pm, June 15
8 Funny Father’s Day Cards That Will Make Pops Laugh! Rare Humor 8 Funny Father’s Day Cards That Will Make Pops Laugh! , 1:00pm, June 5
Crayola Creates ‘Colors of the World’ Crayons to Match Skin Tones Rare Life Crayola Creates ‘Colors of the World’ Crayons to Match Skin Tones , 1:00pm, June 4
Make Beer Pong More Challenging With a Moving Beer Pong Robot Rare Humor Make Beer Pong More Challenging With a Moving Beer Pong Robot , 10:00am, June 3
Turn Your Backyard Into a Carnival With Giant Inflatable Twister Rare Life Turn Your Backyard Into a Carnival With Giant Inflatable Twister , 12:00pm, June 2
‘Hunt A Killer’ is a 6-Month Murder Mystery Game That ‘Criminal Minds’ Fans Will Love Rare Life ‘Hunt A Killer’ is a 6-Month Murder Mystery Game That ‘Criminal Minds’ Fans Will Love , 3:00pm, May 29
Get a View of the River With an Inflatable Clear Bottom Raft Rare Life Get a View of the River With an Inflatable Clear Bottom Raft , 12:04pm, May 29
Hilarious YouTuber Pretends His Balls Are Stuck in a Park Bench Rare Humor Hilarious YouTuber Pretends His Balls Are Stuck in a Park Bench , 2:22pm, May 27
This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response Rare Humor This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response , 11:32am, May 26
CROSSNET is a Family-Friendly Game Where Four Square and Volleyball Meet Rare Life CROSSNET is a Family-Friendly Game Where Four Square and Volleyball Meet , 12:03pm, May 23
This Donald Trump Pool Float is Going to “Make Summer Great Again” Rare Humor This Donald Trump Pool Float is Going to “Make Summer Great Again” , 2:28pm, May 22
‘To Catch a Predator’: Chris Hansen’s Book Answers All of Our Questions About the Show Rare Life ‘To Catch a Predator’: Chris Hansen’s Book Answers All of Our Questions About the Show , 2:43pm, May 20
Tom Clancy Has Been Dead Since 2013, Who is Writing His Books Now? Rare Life Tom Clancy Has Been Dead Since 2013, Who is Writing His Books Now? , 4:30pm, May 19
Show Off Your Beer Pong Skills With an Inflatable Beer Pong Table Rare Life Show Off Your Beer Pong Skills With an Inflatable Beer Pong Table , 12:42pm, May 18
Granny Panties Are Back! You Can Now Buy ‘Golden Girls’ Panties on Amazon Rare Humor Granny Panties Are Back! You Can Now Buy ‘Golden Girls’ Panties on Amazon , 11:04am, May 15
This Inflatable Hunk Pool Float is the Perfect Summer Fling Rare Humor This Inflatable Hunk Pool Float is the Perfect Summer Fling , 4:48pm, May 14
Take Your Cornhole Skills to the Swimming Pool With an Inflatable Cornhole Set Rare Life Take Your Cornhole Skills to the Swimming Pool With an Inflatable Cornhole Set , 11:49am, May 12
This is the Inflatable Water Slide Your Kids Will Feel Nostalgic About One Day Rare Life This is the Inflatable Water Slide Your Kids Will Feel Nostalgic About One Day , 4:46pm, May 11