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Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

These Donald Trump Hair Socks Give “Fuzzy Socks” A Whole New Meaning Rare Humor These Donald Trump Hair Socks Give “Fuzzy Socks” A Whole New Meaning , 2:00pm, November 26
This Naughty Gingerbread Man Talks Dirty and Wants You to “Eat Him” Rare Humor This Naughty Gingerbread Man Talks Dirty and Wants You to “Eat Him” , 11:03am, November 24
‘Tits The Season’ For This Christmas Sweater Rare Humor ‘Tits The Season’ For This Christmas Sweater , 11:53am, November 23
Nicolas Cage’s Face Was Made to Be on Christmas Ornaments Rare Humor Nicolas Cage’s Face Was Made to Be on Christmas Ornaments , 4:34pm, November 20
The $8 Kitty Carpet Brings Holiday Cheer to the Most Unlikely Place Rare Humor The $8 Kitty Carpet Brings Holiday Cheer to the Most Unlikely Place , 12:20pm, November 20
This Hilarious Shirt Puts the ‘Dic’ in Ridiculous Rare Humor This Hilarious Shirt Puts the ‘Dic’ in Ridiculous , 4:59pm, November 19
This Linus Van Pelt Ornament Brings All the Holiday Warmth to Christmas Trees Rare Life This Linus Van Pelt Ornament Brings All the Holiday Warmth to Christmas Trees , 1:21pm, November 19
This Indoor Bumper Car is the Coolest Christmas Toy Yet Rare Life This Indoor Bumper Car is the Coolest Christmas Toy Yet , 9:49am, November 18
This Reindeer Thong Will Get Ladies Hot and Bothered This Winter Rare Humor This Reindeer Thong Will Get Ladies Hot and Bothered This Winter , 11:29am, November 16
Get the Baby Wipes Ready, ‘Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce’ Will Leave You On the Toilet for Hours Rare Humor Get the Baby Wipes Ready, ‘Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce’ Will Leave You On the Toilet for Hours , 1:21pm, November 13
Prank Peppermint Lovers With Ketchup-Flavored Candy Canes Food and drink Prank Peppermint Lovers With Ketchup-Flavored Candy Canes , 4:53pm, November 11
This Candle Turns Apple Pie Into Old Farts, And We Need To Smell It Rare Humor This Candle Turns Apple Pie Into Old Farts, And We Need To Smell It , 3:18pm, November 11
Win the Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest With These Ridiculous Holiday Sweaters Rare Humor Win the Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest With These Ridiculous Holiday Sweaters , 2:17pm, November 9
Penis-Shaped Marshmallows Double as a Treat and Gag Gift Rare Humor Penis-Shaped Marshmallows Double as a Treat and Gag Gift , 2:41pm, November 6
Noma Bubble-Lites Made Christmas Trees Poisonous, But Where Are They Today? Rare Life Noma Bubble-Lites Made Christmas Trees Poisonous, But Where Are They Today? , 11:43am, November 6
This Humping Reindeer Inflatable Will Probably Upset Some Neighbors Rare Humor This Humping Reindeer Inflatable Will Probably Upset Some Neighbors , 11:05am, November 6
Donald Trump Christmas Inflatables Are Coming to Town Rare Humor Donald Trump Christmas Inflatables Are Coming to Town , 4:18pm, November 4
These Ugly Thanksgiving Sweaters Are Funny (And Will Hide Bloated Bellies) Rare Humor These Ugly Thanksgiving Sweaters Are Funny (And Will Hide Bloated Bellies) , 3:14pm, November 4
Dress Up as ‘The Grinch’ This Christmas in Honor of the Remake Turning 20 Rare Humor Dress Up as ‘The Grinch’ This Christmas in Honor of the Remake Turning 20 , 3:14pm, November 3
Crash Christmas Dinner in This ‘Buddy the Elf’ Costume Rare Humor Crash Christmas Dinner in This ‘Buddy the Elf’ Costume , 2:22pm, November 3
The “Droopers” Costume Is the Sexiest Costume of the Year Rare Humor The “Droopers” Costume Is the Sexiest Costume of the Year , 3:21pm, October 30
Hasbro’s ‘Don’t Step In It’ Game Is All About Dodging Dog Poop Rare Humor Hasbro’s ‘Don’t Step In It’ Game Is All About Dodging Dog Poop , 2:31pm, October 30
The ‘Coronavirus Piñata’ Being Amazon’s Best-Seller Is the Least Surprising Thing of 2020 Rare Humor The ‘Coronavirus Piñata’ Being Amazon’s Best-Seller Is the Least Surprising Thing of 2020 , 4:54pm, October 29
This Hilarious T-Shirt Is Perfect for Parents New to Homeschooling Rare Humor This Hilarious T-Shirt Is Perfect for Parents New to Homeschooling , 2:39pm, October 29
Thanks to the Inflatable Penis Costume, Shopping for Halloween Costumes Won’t Be Hard Rare Humor Thanks to the Inflatable Penis Costume, Shopping for Halloween Costumes Won’t Be Hard , 12:04pm, October 29
8 Funny Drink Coasters Your Guests Will Love Using Rare Humor 8 Funny Drink Coasters Your Guests Will Love Using , 12:01pm, October 28
The ’Ride-On Donald Trump’ Costume is Going to Be a Hit This Halloween Rare Humor The ’Ride-On Donald Trump’ Costume is Going to Be a Hit This Halloween , 12:44pm, October 27
This $20 UV-C Sanitizing Wand Disinfects Household Surfaces Rare Life This $20 UV-C Sanitizing Wand Disinfects Household Surfaces , 12:28pm, October 27
These $10 Touchscreen Wipes Disinfect Dirty Phone Screens and Tablets Rare Life These $10 Touchscreen Wipes Disinfect Dirty Phone Screens and Tablets , 12:55pm, October 26
A Facebook User is Supposedly Selling “Sqwallets” for $30 Rare Humor A Facebook User is Supposedly Selling “Sqwallets” for $30 , 1:44pm, October 20