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Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

Stressed About Going Back to the Office? Grab Some Stress Testicles Rare Humor Stressed About Going Back to the Office? Grab Some Stress Testicles , 3:40pm, June 7
An Ode to the McLovin ID, Setting the Standard for Fake IDs Rare Humor An Ode to the McLovin ID, Setting the Standard for Fake IDs , 9:55am, June 3
Who Needs a Summer Body When Floaty Pants Exist Rare Humor Who Needs a Summer Body When Floaty Pants Exist , 11:57am, May 27
This Motorized Pool Tube Can Be Yours for Only $149 Rare Life This Motorized Pool Tube Can Be Yours for Only $149 , 12:35pm, May 26
Bring the Rodeo to Your Backyard With an Inflatable Bull Pool Float Rare Humor Bring the Rodeo to Your Backyard With an Inflatable Bull Pool Float , 5:14pm, May 24
The Float ‘N’ Grill Is the Floating Grill Dads Have Been Dreaming Of Rare Life The Float ‘N’ Grill Is the Floating Grill Dads Have Been Dreaming Of , 10:59am, May 17
$20 Trampoline Sprinkler Has Over 6,000 Positive Amazon Ratings (and Kids Love It) Rare Life $20 Trampoline Sprinkler Has Over 6,000 Positive Amazon Ratings (and Kids Love It) , 3:47pm, May 13
Never Made the Dean’s List? Get Dad This Funny Shirt for Father’s Day Rare Humor Never Made the Dean’s List? Get Dad This Funny Shirt for Father’s Day , 3:21pm, May 11
$12 Baby Onesie Says What We’re Thinking About 2021 Pregnancy Announcements Rare Humor $12 Baby Onesie Says What We’re Thinking About 2021 Pregnancy Announcements , 11:46am, May 10
Take Your Cornhole Skills to the Swimming Pool With an Inflatable Cornhole Set Rare Life Take Your Cornhole Skills to the Swimming Pool With an Inflatable Cornhole Set , 4:47pm, May 7
This Wine Purse Puts Every Man’s Flask to Shame Rare Humor This Wine Purse Puts Every Man’s Flask to Shame , 4:18pm, May 6
This Floating Tent Allows You to Camp on Water! Rare Life This Floating Tent Allows You to Camp on Water! , 12:17pm, May 5
Goth Crocs Exist! Be Right Back, Grabbing My Joy Division Vinyl Collection Rare Humor Goth Crocs Exist! Be Right Back, Grabbing My Joy Division Vinyl Collection , 10:31am, April 24
We All Know a Mom Who Needs This Hilarious Shirt for Mother’s Day Rare Humor We All Know a Mom Who Needs This Hilarious Shirt for Mother’s Day , 2:22pm, April 23
Hasbro’s ‘Don’t Step In It’ Game Is All About Dodging Dog Poop Rare Humor Hasbro’s ‘Don’t Step In It’ Game Is All About Dodging Dog Poop , 4:00pm, April 20
Bring Table Tennis Tournaments to the Water This Summer for Under $94 Rare Life Bring Table Tennis Tournaments to the Water This Summer for Under $94 , 3:15pm, April 19
$13 Funny Kitchen Towel Is the Perfect Mother’s Day Gag Gift Rare Humor $13 Funny Kitchen Towel Is the Perfect Mother’s Day Gag Gift , 12:10pm, April 16
The ‘Penis Towel’ Will Turn Heads at the Beach Rare Humor The ‘Penis Towel’ Will Turn Heads at the Beach , 3:20pm, April 15
$20 Vaccine Shirt Is Perfect for People Who Love Pfizer (But Hate People) Rare Humor $20 Vaccine Shirt Is Perfect for People Who Love Pfizer (But Hate People) , 3:03pm, April 14
These Soap Dispensing Boobs Will Nurse Your Family to Health Rare Humor These Soap Dispensing Boobs Will Nurse Your Family to Health , 4:08pm, April 8
500-Yard Water Balloon Launcher Will Piss the Neighbors Off This Summer (But It’s Awesome) Rare Life 500-Yard Water Balloon Launcher Will Piss the Neighbors Off This Summer (But It’s Awesome) , 11:48am, April 8
$21 Trump Shirt Will Make Grandma Laugh This Mother’s Day Rare Humor $21 Trump Shirt Will Make Grandma Laugh This Mother’s Day , 3:00pm, April 7
There’s Nothing Fun Size About This 6-Inch Chocolate Penis Rare Humor There’s Nothing Fun Size About This 6-Inch Chocolate Penis , 4:33pm, April 1
This Is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response Rare Humor This Is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response , 4:01pm, March 31
These Funny Hot Dog Roasting Sticks Are Perfect for People With Dirty Minds Rare Humor These Funny Hot Dog Roasting Sticks Are Perfect for People With Dirty Minds , 3:40pm, March 30
Pee-Litical Targets: “They Piss You Off, You Piss on Them” Rare Humor Pee-Litical Targets: “They Piss You Off, You Piss on Them” , 2:48pm, March 25
$95 Jello Wrestling Kit Makes 100 Gallons of Jello for Never-Ending Fun Rare Humor $95 Jello Wrestling Kit Makes 100 Gallons of Jello for Never-Ending Fun , 4:36pm, March 22
10 Funny Pool Loungers That Will Put Every Flamingo Pool Float to Shame Rare Humor 10 Funny Pool Loungers That Will Put Every Flamingo Pool Float to Shame , 11:45am, March 19
10 Gift Ideas for Parents: Birthday, Holiday, and Retirement Gifts Rare Life 10 Gift Ideas for Parents: Birthday, Holiday, and Retirement Gifts , 4:49pm, March 18
10 Funny Birthday Cards Dad Will Keep Forever Rare Humor 10 Funny Birthday Cards Dad Will Keep Forever , 2:36pm, March 17