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Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

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These Soap Dispensing Boobs Will Nurse Your Family to Health Rare Humor These Soap Dispensing Boobs Will Nurse Your Family to Health , 11:08am, September 18
The “Droopers” Costume Is the Sexiest Costume of the Year Rare Humor The “Droopers” Costume Is the Sexiest Costume of the Year , 2:50pm, September 17
Greet Your Guests This Halloween With These Spooky Zombie Gnomes Rare Humor Greet Your Guests This Halloween With These Spooky Zombie Gnomes , 11:50am, September 17
Keep Little Ones Entertained With an Indoor Bumper Car Rare Life Keep Little Ones Entertained With an Indoor Bumper Car , 4:13pm, September 15
This Nancy Pelosi Dog Chew Toy Is the Perfect Gag Gift for Friends Rare Humor This Nancy Pelosi Dog Chew Toy Is the Perfect Gag Gift for Friends , 3:59pm, September 15
Nicolas Cage’s Face Was Made to Be on Christmas Ornaments Rare Humor Nicolas Cage’s Face Was Made to Be on Christmas Ornaments , 4:21pm, September 10
The ’Ride-On Donald Trump’ Costume is Going to Be a Hit This Halloween Rare Humor The ’Ride-On Donald Trump’ Costume is Going to Be a Hit This Halloween , 2:48pm, September 10
Prank Peppermint Lovers With Ketchup-Flavored Candy Canes Food and drink Prank Peppermint Lovers With Ketchup-Flavored Candy Canes , 11:11am, September 9
Hallmark’s Talking ‘Rose Nylund’ Christmas Ornament is Sweeter Than Cheesecake Rare Humor Hallmark’s Talking ‘Rose Nylund’ Christmas Ornament is Sweeter Than Cheesecake , 1:52pm, September 8
This Toy Leaf Blower is Perfect for Kids Who Enjoy Yard Work Rare Humor This Toy Leaf Blower is Perfect for Kids Who Enjoy Yard Work , 11:41am, September 8
These Funny Hot Dog Roasting Sticks Are Perfect for People With Dirty Minds Rare Humor These Funny Hot Dog Roasting Sticks Are Perfect for People With Dirty Minds , 10:00am, September 7
Granny Panties Are Back! You Can Now Buy ‘Golden Girls’ Panties on Amazon Rare Humor Granny Panties Are Back! You Can Now Buy ‘Golden Girls’ Panties on Amazon , 4:17pm, September 3
12 Adorable ‘Golden Girls’ Gifts Mom Will Love Rare Humor 12 Adorable ‘Golden Girls’ Gifts Mom Will Love , 2:54pm, September 2
Peek-A-Boo Ties: These Risqué Ties Are Perfect for Playful Men Rare Life Peek-A-Boo Ties: These Risqué Ties Are Perfect for Playful Men , 4:24pm, September 1
Get the Baby Wipes Ready, ‘Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce’ Will Leave You On the Toilet for Hours Rare Humor Get the Baby Wipes Ready, ‘Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce’ Will Leave You On the Toilet for Hours , 4:52pm, August 31
This Company Will Mail Your Friends a Potato With Your Face on It Rare Humor This Company Will Mail Your Friends a Potato With Your Face on It , 4:44pm, August 27
Who Needs a Summer Body When Floaty Pants Exist Rare Humor Who Needs a Summer Body When Floaty Pants Exist , 12:00pm, August 27
Brokini: The Male Bikini That Makes Your “Junk” Look Good Rare Humor Brokini: The Male Bikini That Makes Your “Junk” Look Good , 3:59pm, August 26
This Giant Freddy Krueger Animatronic Will Give People Nightmares Rare Life This Giant Freddy Krueger Animatronic Will Give People Nightmares , 12:21pm, August 25
Mom Will Get a Kick Out of These Funny Refrigerator Magnets Rare Humor Mom Will Get a Kick Out of These Funny Refrigerator Magnets , 10:51am, August 25
The ‘Penis Towel’ Will Turn Heads at the Beach Rare Humor The ‘Penis Towel’ Will Turn Heads at the Beach , 12:21pm, August 21
This Inflatable Hunk Pool Float is the Perfect Summer Fling Rare Humor This Inflatable Hunk Pool Float is the Perfect Summer Fling , 2:21pm, August 20
This Floating Tent Allows You To Camp on Water! Rare Life This Floating Tent Allows You To Camp on Water! , 2:18pm, August 18
8 Funny Face Masks That Will Make People Laugh Under Their Boring Masks Rare Humor 8 Funny Face Masks That Will Make People Laugh Under Their Boring Masks , 11:08am, August 14
This Funny Halloween Costume Makes Dogs Look Like They’re Carrying a Beer Keg Rare Humor This Funny Halloween Costume Makes Dogs Look Like They’re Carrying a Beer Keg , 2:42pm, August 12
This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response Rare Humor This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response , 4:22pm, August 11
The Beer Mug Pool Float Is the Only Pool Lounger Beer Lovers Need Rare Humor The Beer Mug Pool Float Is the Only Pool Lounger Beer Lovers Need , 3:52pm, August 7
The Anti-Snore Device That Will Save Your Marriage Rare Humor The Anti-Snore Device That Will Save Your Marriage , 12:14pm, August 6
Let Someone Know You Care for Them by Masking Your Poop’s Smell Rare Humor Let Someone Know You Care for Them by Masking Your Poop’s Smell , 4:51pm, August 5