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Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

The ‘Beer Pillow’ is Here to Nurse Beer Lovers to Sleep Rare Humor The ‘Beer Pillow’ is Here to Nurse Beer Lovers to Sleep , 10:51am, February 21
Step Back Into Your Youth With These Paper Dolls Rare Life Step Back Into Your Youth With These Paper Dolls , 10:50am, February 12
This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response Rare Humor This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response , 10:19am, January 30
These Hilarious Farting Garden Gnomes are Perfect for Unwanted Guests Rare Humor These Hilarious Farting Garden Gnomes are Perfect for Unwanted Guests , 11:09am, January 27
Microwave for One is the Only Cookbook Undomesticated Women and Single Men Need Rare Humor Microwave for One is the Only Cookbook Undomesticated Women and Single Men Need , 1:10pm, January 24
Tom Clancy Has Been Dead Since 2013, Who is Writing His Books Now? Rare Life Tom Clancy Has Been Dead Since 2013, Who is Writing His Books Now? , 10:43am, January 24
The Squatty Potty is the Cure to Your Itchy Hemorrhoids Rare Humor The Squatty Potty is the Cure to Your Itchy Hemorrhoids , 9:58am, January 20
Granny Panties Are Back! You Can Now Buy ‘Golden Girls’ Panties on Amazon Rare Humor Granny Panties Are Back! You Can Now Buy ‘Golden Girls’ Panties on Amazon , 12:31pm, January 15
Decorate Your Home With These Iconic ‘Golden Girls’ Chia Pets Rare Humor Decorate Your Home With These Iconic ‘Golden Girls’ Chia Pets , 3:00pm, December 30
These Small Tests Can Screen Your Drink for Date-Rape Drugs in 30 seconds Rare Life These Small Tests Can Screen Your Drink for Date-Rape Drugs in 30 seconds , 11:26am, December 24
Hasbro Has Another Gross Game We Love Called ‘Peeing Pup’ Rare Humor Hasbro Has Another Gross Game We Love Called ‘Peeing Pup’ , 12:04pm, December 19
50 Hilarious Gag Gift Ideas for the Entire Family Rare Humor 50 Hilarious Gag Gift Ideas for the Entire Family , 9:45am, December 11
The Best Amazon Deals for Cyber Monday 2019 Rare Life The Best Amazon Deals for Cyber Monday 2019 , 9:32am, December 2
The Drink Holder Everyone Needs for a Lazy Weekend Rare Humor The Drink Holder Everyone Needs for a Lazy Weekend , 9:00am, November 29
Chow Crown is Basically Musical Chairs with Food, and We Love it Rare Humor Chow Crown is Basically Musical Chairs with Food, and We Love it , 3:52pm, November 27
These Products Make Life Easier for Left-Handed People Rare Humor These Products Make Life Easier for Left-Handed People , 11:45am, November 26
Decorate Your Tree With These ‘Golden Girls’ Christmas Ornaments! Rare Humor Decorate Your Tree With These ‘Golden Girls’ Christmas Ornaments! , 9:11am, November 25
The Noma Bubble-Lites from Your Childhood are Available on Amazon! Rare Life The Noma Bubble-Lites from Your Childhood are Available on Amazon! , 3:18pm, November 20
A Christmas Story Looks So Good on Your Front Lawn Rare Life A Christmas Story Looks So Good on Your Front Lawn , 10:43am, October 31
30 Artificial Christmas Trees Because No One Wants a Charlie Brown Tree Rare Life 30 Artificial Christmas Trees Because No One Wants a Charlie Brown Tree , 10:37am, October 31
Give the Picky Eater in Your Life a Food Cubby! Rare Humor Give the Picky Eater in Your Life a Food Cubby! , 3:33pm, October 25
Start the Countdown to Christmas With the Fisher-Price ‘Little People’ Advent Calendar Rare Entertainment Start the Countdown to Christmas With the Fisher-Price ‘Little People’ Advent Calendar , 11:16am, October 11
This Floating Tent Allows You To Camp on Water! Rare Life This Floating Tent Allows You To Camp on Water! , 2:06pm, August 21
The Anti-Snore Device That Will Save Your Marriage Rare Humor The Anti-Snore Device That Will Save Your Marriage , 2:01pm, August 16
End Chub Rub with These Anti-Chafing Leg Bands Rare Life End Chub Rub with These Anti-Chafing Leg Bands , 10:27am, August 16
These Vintage Vinyl Record Carrying Cases Will Take You Back in Time Rare Entertainment These Vintage Vinyl Record Carrying Cases Will Take You Back in Time , 2:38pm, August 15
Create the Home Arcade You’ve Always Dreamed of With This Home Arcade Machine Rare Life Create the Home Arcade You’ve Always Dreamed of With This Home Arcade Machine , 1:17pm, August 14
Hilarious Office Pranks That Will Annoy Your Coworkers Rare Humor Hilarious Office Pranks That Will Annoy Your Coworkers , 3:09pm, August 12
Let Someone Know You Care for Them by Masking Your Poop’s Smell Rare Humor Let Someone Know You Care for Them by Masking Your Poop’s Smell , 1:40pm, August 8
Parents are Buying Their Children Bulletproof Backpacks in Wake of Mass Shootings Rare Life Parents are Buying Their Children Bulletproof Backpacks in Wake of Mass Shootings , 3:39pm, August 7