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Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

$12 Vacuum Keeps Smelly Farts From Getting Trapped Under Covers Rare Humor $12 Vacuum Keeps Smelly Farts From Getting Trapped Under Covers , 2:37pm, January 25
Everything You Need for an Anti-Valentine’s Day Party (Minus the Vodka) Rare Humor Everything You Need for an Anti-Valentine’s Day Party (Minus the Vodka) , 11:19am, January 25
$32 DIY Snoopy Wine Bottle Is the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift for Charlie Brown Fans Rare Life $32 DIY Snoopy Wine Bottle Is the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift for Charlie Brown Fans , 2:13pm, January 22
People Are Putting Baby Doll Arms on Their Pet Chickens and It’s Hilarious Rare Humor People Are Putting Baby Doll Arms on Their Pet Chickens and It’s Hilarious , 10:52am, January 22
Joe Biden Toilet Paper Exists, Because When You Need to Go, Choose Joe Rare Humor Joe Biden Toilet Paper Exists, Because When You Need to Go, Choose Joe , 2:28pm, January 21
Girlfriend Pillow Brings Comfort (And C Cups) to Valentine’s Day Rare Humor Girlfriend Pillow Brings Comfort (And C Cups) to Valentine’s Day , 12:17pm, January 21
These Donald Trump Hair Socks Give “Fuzzy Socks” a Whole New Meaning Rare Humor These Donald Trump Hair Socks Give “Fuzzy Socks” a Whole New Meaning , 11:25am, January 20
Create a Cozy (And Steamy) Valentine’s Date Night at Home With an Inflatable Hot Tub Rare Life Create a Cozy (And Steamy) Valentine’s Date Night at Home With an Inflatable Hot Tub , 10:25am, January 19
Giving up on 2021 Already? This Shirt Is Perfect for You Rare Humor Giving up on 2021 Already? This Shirt Is Perfect for You , 1:49pm, January 18
This $10 Kitty Carpet Will Bring Warmth and Fuzzy Feels This Valentine’s Day Rare Humor This $10 Kitty Carpet Will Bring Warmth and Fuzzy Feels This Valentine’s Day , 4:16pm, January 13
This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response Rare Humor This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response , 3:56pm, January 11
This Anti-Valentine’s Day Shirt is Relatable (And Sums up 2021 Already) Rare Humor This Anti-Valentine’s Day Shirt is Relatable (And Sums up 2021 Already) , 12:26pm, January 8
This Funny Trump Mug Will Make Valentine’s Day (And Your Marriage) Great Again Rare Humor This Funny Trump Mug Will Make Valentine’s Day (And Your Marriage) Great Again , 12:46pm, January 7
These Naughty Valentine’s Day Cards Are Funny and Dirty (Like Your Husband) Rare Humor These Naughty Valentine’s Day Cards Are Funny and Dirty (Like Your Husband) , 1:59pm, January 6
Penis-Shaped Marshmallows Double as a Treat and Valentine’s Day Gag Gift Rare Humor Penis-Shaped Marshmallows Double as a Treat and Valentine’s Day Gag Gift , 12:56pm, January 5
This $20 Talking Trump Love Button Says 15 Romantic Quotes Rare Humor This $20 Talking Trump Love Button Says 15 Romantic Quotes , 2:08pm, January 4
This Talking Donald Trump Card Will Make Valentine’s Day Great Again Rare Humor This Talking Donald Trump Card Will Make Valentine’s Day Great Again , 10:00am, January 1
The Human Bowling Ball Will Make Spring Break Staycations Exciting Rare Life The Human Bowling Ball Will Make Spring Break Staycations Exciting , 2:00pm, December 31
This Condom Sleeping Bag is Perfect for “Netflix and Chilling” Rare Humor This Condom Sleeping Bag is Perfect for “Netflix and Chilling” , 10:00am, December 30
Poop Knife: The Funny (And Unnecessary) Toilet Brush Alternative Rare Humor Poop Knife: The Funny (And Unnecessary) Toilet Brush Alternative , 1:04pm, December 29
This Donald Trump Window Decal Will Startle Drivers Rare Humor This Donald Trump Window Decal Will Startle Drivers , 11:00am, December 27
Noma Bubble-Lites Made Christmas Trees Poisonous, But Where Are They Today? Rare Life Noma Bubble-Lites Made Christmas Trees Poisonous, But Where Are They Today? , 10:56am, December 25
These Funny New Year’s Eve T-Shirts Sum up How We Feel About 2020 Rare Humor These Funny New Year’s Eve T-Shirts Sum up How We Feel About 2020 , 11:00am, December 24
This Talking Trump Action Figure Was Probably Made in China (But Trumpers Love It) Rare Humor This Talking Trump Action Figure Was Probably Made in China (But Trumpers Love It) , 10:00am, December 24
Cuddle Up With the ‘Boob Pillow’ and Have the Sweetest Dreams Rare Humor Cuddle Up With the ‘Boob Pillow’ and Have the Sweetest Dreams , 12:48pm, December 22
Penis Slippers Put the ‘Gag’ in Gag Gift Rare Humor Penis Slippers Put the ‘Gag’ in Gag Gift , 12:07pm, December 18
They Did It Joe, “I’m Speaking” Is Now a T-Shirt Phrase Rare Humor They Did It Joe, “I’m Speaking” Is Now a T-Shirt Phrase , 10:00am, December 18
Undies for Two: The Romantic Gift Your Partner Wants for Christmas Rare Humor Undies for Two: The Romantic Gift Your Partner Wants for Christmas , 12:00pm, December 17
Donald Trump Christmas Inflatables Are Coming to Town Rare Humor Donald Trump Christmas Inflatables Are Coming to Town , 10:44am, December 17
This Donald Trump Toilet Brush Will Make Dirty Toilets Clean Again Rare Humor This Donald Trump Toilet Brush Will Make Dirty Toilets Clean Again , 10:00am, December 17