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Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

10 Quirky Birthday Cards That Will Make Mom Feel Special Rare Humor 10 Quirky Birthday Cards That Will Make Mom Feel Special , 12:24pm, March 16
Slap Your Face on Your Man’s New Swim Trunks for Only $30 Rare Humor Slap Your Face on Your Man’s New Swim Trunks for Only $30 , 4:50pm, March 15
$5 Trump University Diploma Is the Ultimate Gag Gift for Republicans Rare Humor $5 Trump University Diploma Is the Ultimate Gag Gift for Republicans , 2:34pm, March 12
Be the Life of the Party in This Funny St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt Rare Humor Be the Life of the Party in This Funny St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt , 4:42pm, March 10
Remote-Controlled Alligator Head Makes For Hilarious Prank Rare Humor Remote-Controlled Alligator Head Makes For Hilarious Prank , 4:56pm, March 9
$15 Andy Griffith Coffee Mug Makes Us Feel Nostalgic Rare Life $15 Andy Griffith Coffee Mug Makes Us Feel Nostalgic , 10:34am, March 5
Let These Strong (Inflatable) Men Hold Your Drinks All Summer Long Rare Humor Let These Strong (Inflatable) Men Hold Your Drinks All Summer Long , 11:45am, March 4
The Human Bowling Ball Will Make Spring Break Staycations Exciting Rare Life The Human Bowling Ball Will Make Spring Break Staycations Exciting , 10:00am, March 3
This Folding Pool Table Is the Perfect Addition to the Game Room Rare Life This Folding Pool Table Is the Perfect Addition to the Game Room , 2:15pm, February 25
This Joe Biden Bobblehead Will Flip Off Your Friends for You Rare Humor This Joe Biden Bobblehead Will Flip Off Your Friends for You , 3:53pm, February 23
This Indoor Bumper Car Is the Coolest Toy Yet Rare Life This Indoor Bumper Car Is the Coolest Toy Yet , 12:03pm, February 22
Bed Desks Make It Easy to Work From the Hotel (Or Couch) Rare Life Bed Desks Make It Easy to Work From the Hotel (Or Couch) , 10:00am, February 15
These Naughty Valentine’s Day Cards Are Funny and Dirty (Like Your Husband) Rare Humor These Naughty Valentine’s Day Cards Are Funny and Dirty (Like Your Husband) , 12:41pm, February 14
10 Stress-Reducing Gifts for Friends and Family Rare Life 10 Stress-Reducing Gifts for Friends and Family , 2:25pm, February 11
Backyard Golf Just Got Better Thanks to Floating Putting Green Rare Life Backyard Golf Just Got Better Thanks to Floating Putting Green , 4:23pm, February 10
15 Gifts Your Father-in-Law Will Be Impressed By Rare Life 15 Gifts Your Father-in-Law Will Be Impressed By , 1:51pm, February 9
Undies for Two: The Romantic Gift Couples Want for Valentine’s Day Rare Humor Undies for Two: The Romantic Gift Couples Want for Valentine’s Day , 4:29pm, February 5
These Naughty Garden Gnomes Are Relationship Goals Rare Humor These Naughty Garden Gnomes Are Relationship Goals , 3:57pm, February 3
The Penis Pillow Will Make Singles Feel Less Lonely on Valentine’s Day Rare Humor The Penis Pillow Will Make Singles Feel Less Lonely on Valentine’s Day , 9:26am, February 2
Get the Baby Wipes Ready, ‘Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce’ Will Leave You On the Toilet for Hours Rare Humor Get the Baby Wipes Ready, ‘Sh*t the Bed Hot Sauce’ Will Leave You On the Toilet for Hours , 1:07pm, January 31
Current Mood: Bernie Sanders and His Mittens Rare Humor Current Mood: Bernie Sanders and His Mittens , 2:30pm, January 29
$46 Tom Selleck Blanket Can Warm Us up Any Time Rare Humor $46 Tom Selleck Blanket Can Warm Us up Any Time , 3:09pm, January 28
Who Needs Jerseys When Funny Super Bowl T-Shirts Exist Rare Humor Who Needs Jerseys When Funny Super Bowl T-Shirts Exist , 4:39pm, January 26
$12 Vacuum Keeps Smelly Farts From Getting Trapped Under Covers Rare Humor $12 Vacuum Keeps Smelly Farts From Getting Trapped Under Covers , 2:37pm, January 25
Everything You Need for an Anti-Valentine’s Day Party (Minus the Vodka) Rare Humor Everything You Need for an Anti-Valentine’s Day Party (Minus the Vodka) , 11:19am, January 25
$32 DIY Snoopy Wine Bottle Is the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift for Charlie Brown Fans Rare Life $32 DIY Snoopy Wine Bottle Is the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift for Charlie Brown Fans , 2:13pm, January 22
People Are Putting Baby Doll Arms on Their Pet Chickens and It’s Hilarious Rare Humor People Are Putting Baby Doll Arms on Their Pet Chickens and It’s Hilarious , 10:52am, January 22
Joe Biden Toilet Paper Exists, Because When You Need to Go, Choose Joe Rare Humor Joe Biden Toilet Paper Exists, Because When You Need to Go, Choose Joe , 2:28pm, January 21
Girlfriend Pillow Brings Comfort (And C Cups) to Valentine’s Day Rare Humor Girlfriend Pillow Brings Comfort (And C Cups) to Valentine’s Day , 12:17pm, January 21
These Donald Trump Hair Socks Give “Fuzzy Socks” a Whole New Meaning Rare Humor These Donald Trump Hair Socks Give “Fuzzy Socks” a Whole New Meaning , 11:25am, January 20