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Allison Johnson

Allison Johnson grew up in East Texas. After graduating from Texas State University with a degree in electronic media, she decided to pursue a career in media as a Commerce Writer for Wide Open Media. When she is not typing away at her desk, you can find her at a rock concert singing and dancing away, scrolling through meme pages on Instagram, or at home watching the latest Tarantino movie for the hundredth time.

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This Talking Trump Action Figure Was Probably Made in China (But Trumpers Love It) Rare Humor This Talking Trump Action Figure Was Probably Made in China (But Trumpers Love It) , 10:00am, December 24
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This Donald Trump Toilet Brush Will Make Dirty Toilets Clean Again Rare Humor This Donald Trump Toilet Brush Will Make Dirty Toilets Clean Again , 10:00am, December 17
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The Boob Scarf is the Hottest Winter Accessory of the Season Rare Humor The Boob Scarf is the Hottest Winter Accessory of the Season , 12:13pm, December 14
Reindeer Poop Is the Ultimate Gag Gift for Kids Rare Humor Reindeer Poop Is the Ultimate Gag Gift for Kids , 3:37pm, December 10
This $8 Penis Beanie Will Fit Like a Glove Rare Humor This $8 Penis Beanie Will Fit Like a Glove , 4:50pm, December 9
Willy Warmer: It’s Like a Beanie, But for a Different ‘Head’ Rare Humor Willy Warmer: It’s Like a Beanie, But for a Different ‘Head’ , 10:31am, December 8
This $12 ‘Beer Mitt’ Keeps Your Hand Warm and Beer Ice-Cold Rare Humor This $12 ‘Beer Mitt’ Keeps Your Hand Warm and Beer Ice-Cold , 10:27am, December 7
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The ‘Willy Exerciser’ Is One of the Best Gag Gifts for Men Rare Humor The ‘Willy Exerciser’ Is One of the Best Gag Gifts for Men , 9:40am, December 4
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