Associated Press

Bob Thomas

Man’s ‘Side Chick’ Burns His House Down Because He Fell Asleep Before Hooking Up Rare Humor Man’s ‘Side Chick’ Burns His House Down Because He Fell Asleep Before Hooking Up , Staff Writer 10:36am, August 19
9-Year-Old Girl Bitten by Shark Swimming in Florida Across the U.S.A. 9-Year-Old Girl Bitten by Shark Swimming in Florida , 10:32am, August 19
Aloha Wanderwell: Meet The World’s Most Widely Traveled Woman History Aloha Wanderwell: Meet The World’s Most Widely Traveled Woman , Writer 9:20am, August 19
Man Uses Toddler as Human Shield to Fend Off Police Dogs After Locking Him in Attic For Hours Crime and punishment Man Uses Toddler as Human Shield to Fend Off Police Dogs After Locking Him in Attic For Hours , Staff Writer 4:29pm, August 16
Drunk Man Argues with Friend Over Penmanship, Tries to Have Sex with Him, Then Attacks Him with Sword Rare Humor Drunk Man Argues with Friend Over Penmanship, Tries to Have Sex with Him, Then Attacks Him with Sword , 4:17pm, August 16
Small Penises Used to Be More Desired According to Historians, Could Be Maybe Be Again? Rare Humor Small Penises Used to Be More Desired According to Historians, Could Be Maybe Be Again? , 3:21pm, August 16
Woman Survives 5,000 Feet Fall After Parachute Fails to Open Rare News Woman Survives 5,000 Feet Fall After Parachute Fails to Open , Staff Writer 3:18pm, August 16
The Anti-Snore Device That Will Save Your Marriage Rare Humor The Anti-Snore Device That Will Save Your Marriage , 2:01pm, August 16
Poop, Andy Warhol’s Art Just the Beginning of Weird Junk We’ve Left on the Moon Rare Life Poop, Andy Warhol’s Art Just the Beginning of Weird Junk We’ve Left on the Moon , Writer 1:53pm, August 16
45 Percent of Americans Confess to Wearing The Same Underwear for 2 Days or Longer Rare Life 45 Percent of Americans Confess to Wearing The Same Underwear for 2 Days or Longer , Staff Writer 11:33am, August 16
Shark Nearly Bites off Teen’s Foot, Takes Chunk Out of His Surf Board Instead Across the U.S.A. Shark Nearly Bites off Teen’s Foot, Takes Chunk Out of His Surf Board Instead , 10:55am, August 16
Mom Concerned After Temperature on School Bus Reaches 138 Degrees Fahrenheit Rare News Mom Concerned After Temperature on School Bus Reaches 138 Degrees Fahrenheit , Staff Writer 10:33am, August 16
End Chub Rub with These Anti-Chafing Leg Bands Rare Life End Chub Rub with These Anti-Chafing Leg Bands , 10:27am, August 16
People Wait up to 14 Years to Join Disney’s Secret Clubs Hidden in Plain Sight Rare Entertainment People Wait up to 14 Years to Join Disney’s Secret Clubs Hidden in Plain Sight , Writer 3:39pm, August 15
Michigan Brewery Pays Off Entire School District Lunch Debt Rare News Michigan Brewery Pays Off Entire School District Lunch Debt , Staff Writer 2:42pm, August 15
Man Fired for Repeatedly Masturbating at Work Claims He Had to For Medical Reasons Rare Humor Man Fired for Repeatedly Masturbating at Work Claims He Had to For Medical Reasons , 2:42pm, August 15
These Vintage Vinyl Record Carrying Cases Will Take You Back in Time Rare Entertainment These Vintage Vinyl Record Carrying Cases Will Take You Back in Time , 2:38pm, August 15
Crazy Man Wearing TV on Head is Creeping onto People’s Porches in Middle of Night Caught on video Crazy Man Wearing TV on Head is Creeping onto People’s Porches in Middle of Night , 1:03pm, August 15
Texas Officer Caught on Camera Using Phone While Driving Without Seat Belt Caught on video Texas Officer Caught on Camera Using Phone While Driving Without Seat Belt , Staff Writer 12:37pm, August 15
Dad Hilariously ‘Interrogates’ Daughter’s Date Through Doorbell Camera Caught on video Dad Hilariously ‘Interrogates’ Daughter’s Date Through Doorbell Camera , Staff Writer 10:27am, August 15
Man Dies Competing in Taco-Eating Contest at Minor League Game Across the U.S.A. Man Dies Competing in Taco-Eating Contest at Minor League Game , 10:19am, August 15
Security Footage Shows Elderly, Disabled Navy Vet Give Carjacker a Serious Fight Caught on video Security Footage Shows Elderly, Disabled Navy Vet Give Carjacker a Serious Fight , Rare Intern 3:45pm, August 14
Football Players Held at Gunpoint While Raising Money for Team By Angry Racist Lady Race in America Football Players Held at Gunpoint While Raising Money for Team By Angry Racist Lady , Staff Writer 3:28pm, August 14
New York Squirrels Are Attacking People For Food Now Rare Animals New York Squirrels Are Attacking People For Food Now , 2:15pm, August 14
Create the Home Arcade You’ve Always Dreamed of With This Home Arcade Machine Rare Life Create the Home Arcade You’ve Always Dreamed of With This Home Arcade Machine , 1:17pm, August 14
Groom Gets So Drunk at Wedding His New Mother-In-Law Had to Feed Him Caught on video Groom Gets So Drunk at Wedding His New Mother-In-Law Had to Feed Him , Staff Writer 12:17pm, August 14
Deputy Caught in Child Sex Sting by His Own Department Crime and punishment Deputy Caught in Child Sex Sting by His Own Department , Staff Writer 11:06am, August 14
South Carolina Woman Attacked, Bitten by 9-Foot Gator While Walking Dog Across the U.S.A. South Carolina Woman Attacked, Bitten by 9-Foot Gator While Walking Dog , 10:15am, August 14
United Airlines Tells Pilots No Alcohol for 12 Hours Before Flights Rare News United Airlines Tells Pilots No Alcohol for 12 Hours Before Flights , 10:14am, August 14
Insane Video Shows Elderly Couple Fight Off Machete-Wielding Robbers Caught on video Insane Video Shows Elderly Couple Fight Off Machete-Wielding Robbers , Staff Writer 4:23pm, August 13