Content Writer

Maria Lalonde

A lover, fighter, and freelance writer, María Cristina hunts down buzzworthy stories by day and trains to be a championship kickboxer by night. As a full-time digital nomad, she’s lived everywhere from Chicago to Mexico City to Medellín to Bali — but Austin, Texas will always be home.

George Clooney Reveals His Fanboy Crush on Brad Pitt in Charity Video Rare Entertainment George Clooney Reveals His Fanboy Crush on Brad Pitt in Charity Video , Content Writer 4:01pm, May 5
Man Takes Revenge By Building Cow Poop Wall After Property Line Dispute With Neighbor Rare Humor Man Takes Revenge By Building Cow Poop Wall After Property Line Dispute With Neighbor , Content Writer 1:01pm, May 5
Woman Arrested For Smuggling $40,000 Worth of Cocaine in Her Shoes at Atlanta Airport Rare News Woman Arrested For Smuggling $40,000 Worth of Cocaine in Her Shoes at Atlanta Airport , Content Writer 11:16am, May 5
Mark Wahlberg Shows Off Rapid 20-Pound Weight Gain  People Mark Wahlberg Shows Off Rapid 20-Pound Weight Gain  , Content Writer 2:39pm, May 4
Meet Chris Gardner: The Man Behind ‘The Pursuit of Happiness’ People Meet Chris Gardner: The Man Behind ‘The Pursuit of Happiness’ , Content Writer 2:21pm, May 4
‘SNL’ Cast Members Won’t Be Forced to Appear Alongside Elon Musk People ‘SNL’ Cast Members Won’t Be Forced to Appear Alongside Elon Musk , Content Writer 1:03pm, May 4
Bill and Melinda Gates Are Getting Divorced People Bill and Melinda Gates Are Getting Divorced , Content Writer 10:07am, May 4
New Jersey High School Teacher Fired after Racist Rant Calling George Floyd a ‘Criminal’  Rare News New Jersey High School Teacher Fired after Racist Rant Calling George Floyd a ‘Criminal’  , Content Writer 5:12pm, May 3
Inmate Smuggles Fully Loaded Gun into Prison Using Her Vagina; Gets Sentenced to 10 Years Rare News Inmate Smuggles Fully Loaded Gun into Prison Using Her Vagina; Gets Sentenced to 10 Years , Content Writer 3:36pm, May 3
Did Easter Island’s Lost Civilization Collapse Due to Cannibalism? History Did Easter Island’s Lost Civilization Collapse Due to Cannibalism? , Content Writer 3:48pm, May 1
Man Fined $12 Million for Police Station Fire During George Floyd Protests  Rare News Man Fined $12 Million for Police Station Fire During George Floyd Protests  , Content Writer 4:53pm, April 30
Massive Northern California Wildfire Was Set to Cover Up a Murder, Say Police Rare News Massive Northern California Wildfire Was Set to Cover Up a Murder, Say Police , Content Writer 3:46pm, April 30
8 Women Allege Pediophelia and Sexual Abuse at ‘Cult-Like’ Virginia Summer Camp 8 Women Allege Pediophelia and Sexual Abuse at ‘Cult-Like’ Virginia Summer Camp , Content Writer 12:02pm, April 30
Pornhub CEO’s $19 Million Montreal Mansion Destroyed in Suspected Arson Attack Rare News Pornhub CEO’s $19 Million Montreal Mansion Destroyed in Suspected Arson Attack , Content Writer 9:25am, April 30
New York Man Arrested for Attempted Murder of Chinese Immigrant Rare News New York Man Arrested for Attempted Murder of Chinese Immigrant , Content Writer 4:01pm, April 29
Steve Irwin’s Hot Niece Rebecca Lobie Hints at Plans to Launch Racy OnlyFans Account People Steve Irwin’s Hot Niece Rebecca Lobie Hints at Plans to Launch Racy OnlyFans Account , Content Writer 1:51pm, April 29
PornHub Star Wanted for Taunting Police and Filming Porno on Sacred Bali Mountain Rare News PornHub Star Wanted for Taunting Police and Filming Porno on Sacred Bali Mountain , Content Writer 11:57am, April 29
‘Most Hated Man’ Who Filmed and Taunted Dying Police Officers Jailed for 10 Months Rare News ‘Most Hated Man’ Who Filmed and Taunted Dying Police Officers Jailed for 10 Months , Content Writer 10:18am, April 29
Don’t Panic: Biden Is NOT Planning on Limiting Your Red Meat Consumption Rare News Don’t Panic: Biden Is NOT Planning on Limiting Your Red Meat Consumption , Content Writer 4:15pm, April 28
CDC Announces New Outdoor Mask Guidance Rules for Americans  Rare News CDC Announces New Outdoor Mask Guidance Rules for Americans  , Content Writer 3:10pm, April 28
NYC Correctional Captain Charged After Allegedly Watching Inmate Hang Himself Rare News NYC Correctional Captain Charged After Allegedly Watching Inmate Hang Himself , Content Writer 5:31pm, April 27
Woman Charged with Felony for Overdue VHS Tape of ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’ Rare News Woman Charged with Felony for Overdue VHS Tape of ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’ , Content Writer 5:02pm, April 26
Catholic School Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 15-Year-Old Male Student Rare News Catholic School Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 15-Year-Old Male Student , Content Writer 12:33pm, April 26
Remembering Kelso and Jackie’s Iconic First Kiss on ‘That ’70s Show’ Rare Entertainment Remembering Kelso and Jackie’s Iconic First Kiss on ‘That ’70s Show’ , Content Writer 2:07pm, April 24
Acid Attack Leaves Pakistani New York College Student Scarred and Legally Blind Rare News Acid Attack Leaves Pakistani New York College Student Scarred and Legally Blind , Content Writer 3:56pm, April 23
Suspect Arrested After Bragging About Storming the Capitol on Bumble Dating App Rare News Suspect Arrested After Bragging About Storming the Capitol on Bumble Dating App , Content Writer 2:33pm, April 23
Climate Activists Dump Cow Poop Outside the White House to Protest Biden’s Climate Plan Rare News Climate Activists Dump Cow Poop Outside the White House to Protest Biden’s Climate Plan , Content Writer 11:40am, April 23
The Failed Bay of Pigs Invasion Haunts U.S.-Cuba Relations to This Day History The Failed Bay of Pigs Invasion Haunts U.S.-Cuba Relations to This Day , Content Writer 9:48am, April 23
Brooklyn Woman Faces Hate Crime Charges for Slapping Mandarin-Speaking Victim Rare News Brooklyn Woman Faces Hate Crime Charges for Slapping Mandarin-Speaking Victim , Content Writer 4:04pm, April 22
George W. Bush Warns Matthew McConaughey That Politics Is a ‘Tough Business’ People George W. Bush Warns Matthew McConaughey That Politics Is a ‘Tough Business’ , Content Writer 1:32pm, April 22