Rare Staff

Richard Thompson

A 2013 graduate of Hillsdale College in Michigan, Richard Thompson earned a degree in English with a specialization in journalism. He has written for Red Alert Politics, The Daily Caller, Accuracy in Media, Accuracy in Academia, Doublethink, the Collegiate Network Newslink and the Intercollegiate Studies Review. He is already making a name for himself as Rare’s resident wit for posts such as “Five cruise wrecks worse than Ted Cruz,” “8 things the NFL will probably get rid of next [after it banned profanity]” and a devastating deconstruction of Putin’s New York Times op-ed. He is an alumnus of the National Journalism Center.

You know your favorite YouTube commentator Ozzy Man had to say something about the new iPhone Rare Humor You know your favorite YouTube commentator Ozzy Man had to say something about the new iPhone , Rare Staff 1:42pm, September 12
This honest airline commercial lampoons everything you hate about flying Rare Humor This honest airline commercial lampoons everything you hate about flying , Rare Staff 1:04pm, September 12
These NFL players stopped by “The Tonight Show” to read their own superlatives, and it was laugh-out-loud hilarious Rare Humor These NFL players stopped by “The Tonight Show” to read their own superlatives, and it was laugh-out-loud hilarious , Rare Staff 12:41pm, September 12
This “Family Feud” contestant was a little too vocal about his affinity for handcuffs and Steve just about lost it Rare Humor This “Family Feud” contestant was a little too vocal about his affinity for handcuffs and Steve just about lost it , Rare Staff 7:25pm, September 9
Watching these two old folks struggle through their lines for a commercial is laugh-out-loud funny Rare Humor Watching these two old folks struggle through their lines for a commercial is laugh-out-loud funny , Rare Staff 6:02pm, September 9
Jeff Ross tried roasting a bunch of Boston police officers and bombed so bad you could hear a pin drop Rare Humor Jeff Ross tried roasting a bunch of Boston police officers and bombed so bad you could hear a pin drop , Rare Staff 4:50pm, September 9
Bill Burr’s take on the 2011 Grammys is as hilariously scathing as ever Bill Burr’s take on the 2011 Grammys is as hilariously scathing as ever , Rare Staff 2:53pm, September 9
Watch the outrageous moment a bunch of “Sesame Street” characters cram into an elevator Rare Humor Watch the outrageous moment a bunch of “Sesame Street” characters cram into an elevator , Rare Staff 2:38pm, September 9
“Roast of Rob Lowe” writer shares some of the zingers that didn’t make the cut Rare Humor “Roast of Rob Lowe” writer shares some of the zingers that didn’t make the cut , Rare Staff 2:17pm, September 9
Ken Jeong tells the the tale of his bachelor party involving strippers and irritable bowel syndrome Rare Humor Ken Jeong tells the the tale of his bachelor party involving strippers and irritable bowel syndrome , Rare Staff 1:41pm, September 9
iPhone 7 parody commercial pokes fun at everything you probably hate about Apple’s newest phone Rare Humor iPhone 7 parody commercial pokes fun at everything you probably hate about Apple’s newest phone , Rare Staff 1:09pm, September 9
“Stranger Pugs” reimagines “Stranger Things” if it were a million times better Rare Humor “Stranger Pugs” reimagines “Stranger Things” if it were a million times better , Rare Staff 12:40pm, September 9
Superheroes bring super laughs in these “Captain America: Civil War” bloopers Rare Humor Superheroes bring super laughs in these “Captain America: Civil War” bloopers , Rare Staff 4:40pm, September 8
This guy’s adventures with his drunk, nugget pool-diving girlfriend are the stuff of legend Rare Humor This guy’s adventures with his drunk, nugget pool-diving girlfriend are the stuff of legend , Rare Staff 3:27pm, September 8
Jimmy Fallon reads off famous historical quotes you never knew were said in this hysterical “Tonight Show” bit Rare Humor Jimmy Fallon reads off famous historical quotes you never knew were said in this hysterical “Tonight Show” bit , Rare Staff 2:23pm, September 8
If you think you know s**t about Burning Man, this guy is about to prove you wrong Rare Humor If you think you know s**t about Burning Man, this guy is about to prove you wrong , Rare Staff 1:38pm, September 8
This children’s show host had parents freaking out after he appeared to blurt out this NSFW word Rare Humor This children’s show host had parents freaking out after he appeared to blurt out this NSFW word , Rare Staff 1:04pm, September 8
Prepare yourselves for “Super Troopers 2” with these hysterical scenes from the original Rare Humor Prepare yourselves for “Super Troopers 2” with these hysterical scenes from the original , Rare Staff 6:26pm, September 7
Fortune cookie readings take a turn for the ridiculous in this LOL-worthy comedy sketch Rare Humor Fortune cookie readings take a turn for the ridiculous in this LOL-worthy comedy sketch , Rare Staff 4:36pm, September 7
Amy Poehler’s bit with Rob Lowe before his Comedy Central Roast was a hilarious moment between two former co-stars Rare Humor Amy Poehler’s bit with Rob Lowe before his Comedy Central Roast was a hilarious moment between two former co-stars , Rare Staff 1:53pm, September 7
These dealers were cracking up when they realized one player’s scandalous online casino nickname Rare Humor These dealers were cracking up when they realized one player’s scandalous online casino nickname , Rare Staff 1:09pm, September 7
These Australian radio hosts called a random number to get a job reference and ended up finding the best guy ever Rare Humor These Australian radio hosts called a random number to get a job reference and ended up finding the best guy ever , Rare Staff 12:32pm, September 7
These pedestrians couldn’t make heads or tails of this rap song that’s been sweeping the country Rare Humor These pedestrians couldn’t make heads or tails of this rap song that’s been sweeping the country , Rare Staff 11:59am, September 7
An Amish party in Ohio got a little too out of hand and ended with over 70 arrests Rare News An Amish party in Ohio got a little too out of hand and ended with over 70 arrests , Rare Staff 7:21pm, September 6
A man who had no idea how an airport baggage scanner worked went on a one-way trip to struggle city Rare Humor A man who had no idea how an airport baggage scanner worked went on a one-way trip to struggle city , Rare Staff 6:46pm, September 6
“Hello, Newman”: Check out the best “Seinfeld” moments from television’s most villainous mailman Rare Humor “Hello, Newman”: Check out the best “Seinfeld” moments from television’s most villainous mailman , Rare Staff 4:38pm, September 6
Remember the dancing pumpkin man? Well, he’s back with a whole new selection of songs to boogie down to Rare Humor Remember the dancing pumpkin man? Well, he’s back with a whole new selection of songs to boogie down to , Rare Staff 2:33pm, September 6
This passenger came to spread his message of “pooping” and “farting,” which made for one seriously bizarre subway experience This passenger came to spread his message of “pooping” and “farting,” which made for one seriously bizarre subway experience , Rare Staff 2:07pm, September 6
Patton Oswalt and Martin Shkreli went toe-to-toe on Twitter, and Shkreli should probably go crawl into a hole somewhere Rare Humor Patton Oswalt and Martin Shkreli went toe-to-toe on Twitter, and Shkreli should probably go crawl into a hole somewhere , Rare Staff 1:51pm, September 6
This teacher brought all the cringe when she busted out a karaoke-themed lesson plan on the first day of school Rare Humor This teacher brought all the cringe when she busted out a karaoke-themed lesson plan on the first day of school , Rare Staff 12:27pm, September 6