If aliens were to come to Earth years from now and ask for a brief synopsis of 2016, all you’d have to do is show them a video of someone dabbing, and they’d pretty much get the idea.
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Considering the effect that dabbing has had on popular culture as of late, it doesn’t really surprise us much that a one Gamez John decided to get his dab on to Johnny Cash’s cover of the Nine Inch Nails song “Hurt,” a task which he claims earned him $670.
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As Noisey so hilariously analyzes, the man bun-sporting dabber racks up an impressive 76-time dab count, which, for all you newcomers to the world of dabbing, is a hell of a lot of dabs.
Do you feel dumber for watching this? Well, welcome to 2016.