Kids Write Jokes is a brilliant Twitter account that tweets out jokes that have been written by actual children — and as you can probably imagine, they’re absolutely hysterical!
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why did you poo
because the toilet said you ugly butt cheek wonder
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) July 27, 2017
According to its description, the account is curated by someone who moderates a Kids Jokes website. So all the jokes featured on the timeline are “genuine submissions by kids.”
whats brown all over?
a stick
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) August 27, 2017
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Clearly, the reason the jokes are so funny is because they’re so nonsensical. Most of them make very little sense, and appear to just be a bunch of random words that just about form a coherent sentences — but when you imagine a kid saying them, they become comedic masterpieces.
what is the best part of bread……
bread
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) August 24, 2017
Hey man your sheep are dead!
OK if my sheep are dead then you are dead!
I am a just joking! you are dead— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) April 18, 2017
WHAT DID JOKER SAY TO BATMAN
YOUR SO STUPID
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) March 15, 2017
WHAT DO YOU A UNICORN THAT GOES TO WORK
A WIMP
— Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) March 5, 2017