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Maybe we’re viewing Kate Upton as a larger-than-life figure and we should calm down a little?

Yeah, I didn’t think so either. Everything this woman does is amazing.

Can we just make her the de-facto SI Swim Suit ambassador? It’s like everything about SI screams Kate Upton, and vice-versa.

She’s far too hot to handle, even for the internet. Some of the poses she does should be illegal. Thankfully, we live in America, so they’re not but since being censored is the next best thing, we’ll call it even.

It’s a good thing it’s not illegal to be “Kate Upton” hot. She’d (or anyone on par) be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

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