The Hilarious Reaction Matt Damon Had To Jimmy Kimmel Getting Suspended

Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel have famously “feuded” in numerous interactions for years. It’s all in good fun, but Damon certainly got the upper hand on the talk show host on Friday night.

What happened: Kimmel told the audience about a statewide ban on phones in classrooms in New York City. He explained that the students were unhappy, but that disappointment was lessened thanks to a “cool new mascot.”

• The camera pans to the fluorescent green mascot, Frankie Focus. During the cringe-inducing introduction, Governor Kathy Hochul explains, “He is very focused on learning in school. Focused on the teachers.” It’s as uncomfortable as it sounds, and after a few jokes, Frankie Focus proudly strolls onto the talk show stage.
• On stage, Frankie Focus talks to Kimmel, and the host asks, “Why is it so important for kids to pay attention in school, Frankie?” He addresses the audience and replies, “Because if they don’t, they won’t get a college degree.” The mascot slowly turns to face Kimmel before asking, “Say, Jimmy, did you get a college degree?”
• Kimmel admits he didn’t, to which Frankie replies, “Well, I could tell! From watching your stupid monologue!” The two take turns cussing at each other. Kimmel calls Frankie a “hot green sewer labubu.” The mascot retorts, “I’m not going to be insulted by a guy who looks like they dragged Jimmy Fallon out of the Gowans Canal!”
• The talk show host eventually removes the mascot’s head, revealing a rather toasty Matt Damon inside.

The Crowd Went Wild At The Damon and Kimmel Feud Reignited

Two decades of rivalry: The two hurl insults at each other, and Kimmel points at Damon’s outfit, calling him a Furry. Damon addresses the audience, pointing out they’ve clashed for 23 years. “I just wanted to be here for your last show ever,” he said.

• “But this isn’t my last show ever,” Kimmel replied. “We have a show on Monday.” Damon quickly interrupted, “No, but the President canceled you. Which I was a big fan of, by the way! When he said you have zero ratings and no talent, I was like, I’ve been saying that for years!”
• Kimmel clarified they were off the air for three nights, and Damon asked, “Is there an appeals process?” The pair continued, and the host said he has “real” movie stars to talk to, like Tom Hanks. “Have you ever heard of Tom Hanks?” he asked. Damon replied, “Have I heard of Tom Hanks? I’m Private Ryan dip ****. Tom Hanks saved me!”

Damon left the stage in his vomit-inducing outfit shortly after, but the legendary feud is clearly alive and well.