SNL’s Elf on the Shelf will make you laugh and give your kids nightmares

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In 2012, a scrapped Saturday Night Live sketch revealed that the Elf on the Shelf, played here by Bobby Moynihan, really is always watching what you do in private.

From Aretha Franklin having 13 toes, to everyone in America watching pornography, the Elf on the Shelf had some unique thoughts on what he would be telling Santa Claus that Christmas.