Leo Gillick
I hate to rip on Drake, not because he’s a good guy, but because it feels too easy. Now, with his Oktoberfest outfit announcement, it feels even more cruel. He’s dressed like Gainsborough’s Blue Boy for goodness sake.
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Every week, Drake does something that makes him look like a total goof. I know people love his music, and for many, it’s his sexy songs that keep them coming back. But the man behind those horny words is so silly sometimes.
- Now, he’s finally covered up those photoshopped abs with something so much worse. The Oktoberfest outfit Drake has showcased has got the internet howling. It’s all present and correct as far as the cultural get-up goes, but for some reason, it just looks so odd on him.
The traditional Oktoberfest outfit consists of lederhosen, high socks, a white shirt, and a pair of Harfel leather shoes. Drake has nailed it, dripped out in the traditional garb. He even went all out and got it designed by Channel. However, it just doesn’t sit right.
Drake for Oktoberfest. pic.twitter.com/vtEkXZ6m0d
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) September 20, 2025
For some reason, the R’n’B superstar looks like a small child. But, his audience still loves him, and cute Drake is now, yet again, the talk of the town.
Drake Doing Bits For Oktoberfest Fashion
I dread to think how much Drake will have spent on his Oktoberfest outfit. The lederhosen are emblazoned with the Channel logo. I have no doubt he will be wearing shin-high socks made of the silken hair of angels, and shoes made of unicorn skin. But that hasn’t stopped people ridiculing him. Just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it looks good.
- “I love my Drake, but he really needs some style tips. Money doesn’t buy you style; he needs to start trusting in a stylist, and if he has one, they need to be fired. This is not how you do this.”
I spent time on this like an idiot pic.twitter.com/Hbf0UbWoqw
— Enkay 🫵😮 (@Enkaybee) September 21, 2025
Really, though, although this poster is unhappy with his style, it’s not that deep. Drake has millions of monthly listeners, is considered a marvel in his genre, and has more money than god. He can dress in whatever he likes, and people will still worship the ground he walks on.
I hope Drake has a wonderful Oktoberfest and soaks that whole outfit in the thousands of delicious beers he quaffs.
