This Craigslist ad for a dirt bike is one hell of a sales pitch Craigslist

You never know what you’re going to get with Craiglist ads. Sometimes they’re a swing and a miss and sometimes they’re a home run.

Well, it just so happens that this guy hit a grand slam with this doozy of an ad for a dirt bike.

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“Mixing gas and slapping ass?” The Bard himself couldn’t have worded it any better. Consider us sold.

(h/t Bro Bible)

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Richard Thompson is an associate editor at Rare. Follow him on Twitter @RThompson_91 

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