Step on a crack, break your mother’s back. Store crack in your butt crack, you’re going to jail.
Jerzell Daughtry, 29, did not have a great day on Thursday Jan. 12 in Fort Pierce, Fla., where there appeared to be a crack in his butt-crack crack smuggling technique, TCPalm reports.
The St. Lucie County Sheriff’s office was on hand around 6:30 p.m. that evening when a drug sting blew up in Daughtry’s face.
Police were in the area trying to bust drug dealers. What they found was Daughtry getting into the car of an undercover detective.
Daughtry is accused of selling two crack rocks for $20.
At this point, police had enough to make an arrest, and they did. Authorities soon discovered that Daughtry had his butt remade into a drug pantry.
Police found an additional six crack rocks in an anally-inserted tube.
So, here’s the bad news for Daughtry: he’s been arrested on two felony drug charges. Here’s the good news: we know of drug smuggling fails that are equally or more embarrassing than this.
And what about the woman who attempted to smuggle an egg-shaped cocaine package in her vagina from international airport to international airport?
Yeah, didn’t work.