Police wanted no part of looking where this man stored his drugs, but it has us cracking up St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office
St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office

Step on a crack, break your mother’s back. Store crack in your butt crack, you’re going to jail.

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Jerzell Daughtry, 29, did not have a great day on Thursday Jan. 12 in Fort Pierce, Fla., where there appeared to be a crack in his butt-crack crack smuggling technique, TCPalm reports.

The St. Lucie County Sheriff’s office was on hand around 6:30 p.m. that evening when a drug sting blew up in Daughtry’s face.

Police were in the area trying to bust drug dealers. What they found was Daughtry getting into the car of an undercover detective.

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Daughtry is accused of selling two crack rocks for $20.

At this point, police had enough to make an arrest, and they did. Authorities soon discovered that Daughtry had his butt remade into a drug pantry.

Police found an additional six crack rocks in an anally-inserted tube.

So, here’s the bad news for Daughtry: he’s been arrested on two felony drug charges. Here’s the good news: we know of drug smuggling fails that are equally or more embarrassing than this.

What about the woman who attempted to smuggle weed and tobacco in a Bible, all for an inmate? Or the woman who revealed during a pat down that she had marijuana and a cigar in her vagina?

And what about the woman who attempted to smuggle an egg-shaped cocaine package in her vagina from international airport to international airport?


Yeah, didn’t work.

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