Of course Ivanka Trump really has her own perfume, aptly named “Ivanka Trump by Ivanka Trump.” But what if she updated her line with a new fragrance, one that’s a little more in tune with her father’s presidency? Of course, “SNL” is proud to help introduce the newest scent from the Ivanka Trump line.
“Every man knows her name. Every woman knows her face. When she walks into a room, all eyes are on her. She’s Ivanka.”
This time, Ivanka is portrayed by fifth-time (!) host Scarlett Johansson, who has the first daughter’s mannerisms down pat. When she waves to the other women in the room, they don’t wave back. And when she walks by a fully-lit candelabra, each flame is extinguished. “She’s beautiful. She’s powerful. She’s complicit.”
“She’s a woman who knows what she wants and knows what she’s doing.” And when Ivanka walks up to a mirror to check her lipstick, we see Alec Baldwin in full President Trump gear looking right back at her, aptly fixing his own lipstick.
The best line, perfectly explaining the complicit ignorance the sketch is based on? “I bet when she watches ‘Titanic’ she thinks she’s Rose. Sorry girl, you’re Billy Zane.”