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James Harden unanimously crowned NBA’s MVB during All Star Weekend AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez
Houston Rockets' James Harden during Game 1 of a first-round NBA basketball playoff series against the Golden State Warriors Saturday, April 16, 2016, in Oakland, Calif. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

James Harden, Houston hero and savior, can’t be tamed.

However, one Reddit user may have just discovered his potential kryptonite.

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As posted yesterday by BeardHarden under the title, “Proving James Harden’s skills are proportional to his beard size:”

“Just check

Harden’s Baby beard at the 2009 Draft:

http://m.imgur.com/MJmbqSy?r

Harden at the 2012 Finals:

http://m.imgur.com/jqbdt4m?r

The Beard, the All Star, the MVP candidate:

http://i.imgur.com/I2L4CzH.jpg

….”

Copyright is all around you, so, for your viewing convenience and our own, here is an AP-provided slide show along the same timeline as above:

Harden as a young man in the 2009 NBA Draft.

Arizona State's James Harden talks to the media during a news conference in Miami, Saturday, March 21, 2009, as his team prepare for a second-round of NCAA basketball tournament game. (AP Photo/J Pat Carter)

-AP Photo/J Pat Carter

Beard and ball skills growing in 2012.

Oklahoma City Thunder guard James Harden gestures during the second half against the San Antonio Spurs in Game 4 of the NBA basketball playoffs Western Conference finals, Saturday, June 2, 2012, in Oklahoma City. The Thunder won 109-103. (AP Photo/Eric Gay)

-AP Photo/Eric Gay

Full beard, max skills, boss status in 2017.

Houston Rockets' James Harden reacts after being fouled during the second half of the team's NBA basketball game against the Charlotte Hornets in Charlotte, N.C., Thursday, Feb. 9, 2017. The Rockets won 107-95. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton)

-AP Photo/Chuck Burton

Someone pass BeerHarden the Nobel prize for this discovery.

If Houstonians have any sense, they’ll pass a Sleeping Beauty-style ordinance banning shavers to protect the city’s most-prized asset and his clearly magical facial follicles, because Harden is having one of his best seasons to date – he’s third in the league for points per game at 29.2, leading in assists at 11.3 and he’s the first player to hit multiple 50-point triple doubles in a season. Not to mention up for MVP this weekend at the All Star Game.

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Show off. And how.  Of course, if he doesn’t win MVP, there’s always the MVB – for beard!

Mr. Harden: please keep doing what you’re doing, including any Kardashians that may still be making an appearance. Khloé: Clear Lake is just like Calabasas (lolz). Come on down, girl, you’ll be right at home!

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They say if you keep a goldfish in a small environment, it will only grow to a certain size, but beyond the fishbowl, goldfish can grow to “double, triple, or even quadruple their size.

There’s an allegory for Harden’s beard and his player potential in there somewhere.

Go Rockets.  #clutchcity

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