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Man Puts Up Electric Fence to Keep Kids Off Lawn, Parents Furious Across the U.S.A. Man Puts Up Electric Fence to Keep Kids Off Lawn, Parents Furious , Editor 3:58pm, January 25
This Woman Was So Fed Up With Her Neighbor’s Loud Music That She Baked Him A Cake Across the U.S.A. This Woman Was So Fed Up With Her Neighbor’s Loud Music That She Baked Him A Cake , Senior Staff Writer 9:35am, January 24
14-Year-Old Arrested for Beating Classmate in School Bathroom as Others Watched Across the U.S.A. 14-Year-Old Arrested for Beating Classmate in School Bathroom as Others Watched , Editor 5:08pm, January 23
Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom Across the U.S.A. Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom , 12:49pm, January 22
Putting A Quarter In The Freezer Can Save Your Life During A Storm Across the U.S.A. Putting A Quarter In The Freezer Can Save Your Life During A Storm , Editor 10:04am, January 22
Unlicensed Doctor Performs and Botches Illegal Operation on Man’s Penis, Leaving it One Inch Long Across the U.S.A. Unlicensed Doctor Performs and Botches Illegal Operation on Man’s Penis, Leaving it One Inch Long , 1:19pm, January 18
High School Puts on “Adulting Day” For Students, Teaches Them How to Pay Bills, Change Tires, Cook Across the U.S.A. High School Puts on “Adulting Day” For Students, Teaches Them How to Pay Bills, Change Tires, Cook , 4:35pm, January 16
Woman Donates Kidney to Ex-Husband Despite Being Divorced For 20 Years Across the U.S.A. Woman Donates Kidney to Ex-Husband Despite Being Divorced For 20 Years , Editor 12:17pm, January 16
Spurned Ex-Girlfriend Arrested for Hanging Naked Pics of Ex-Boyfriend Outside His Kids’ School Across the U.S.A. Spurned Ex-Girlfriend Arrested for Hanging Naked Pics of Ex-Boyfriend Outside His Kids’ School , 11:03am, January 15
Man Barbecues Hot Dogs Next To Animal Rights Protest Across the U.S.A. Man Barbecues Hot Dogs Next To Animal Rights Protest , Editor 4:15pm, January 14
Mom Finds Out About Daughter’s Pierced Nipples Thanks to X-Ray Across the U.S.A. Mom Finds Out About Daughter’s Pierced Nipples Thanks to X-Ray , 10:24am, January 11
Generals Say Most Young Americans are Too Fat or Dumb To Serve Across the U.S.A. Generals Say Most Young Americans are Too Fat or Dumb To Serve , 2:06pm, January 9
Strip Club Closed After Food Stamps Accepted for Lap Dances, Drugs Across the U.S.A. Strip Club Closed After Food Stamps Accepted for Lap Dances, Drugs , Editor 1:21pm, January 9
Beware of Razor Blades Hidden in Shopping Carts Across the U.S.A. Beware of Razor Blades Hidden in Shopping Carts , Editor 2:15pm, January 8
2020 Farmers’ Almanac is Predicting a “Polar Coaster” of a Winter Full of Wild Temperature Swings Across the U.S.A. 2020 Farmers’ Almanac is Predicting a “Polar Coaster” of a Winter Full of Wild Temperature Swings , 3:06pm, January 7
Remember When This Tiny Cheerleader Fought Off A Bigger, Meaner Bully? Across the U.S.A. Remember When This Tiny Cheerleader Fought Off A Bigger, Meaner Bully? , Editor 4:06pm, December 31
Woman Gets 4 Years for Crash that Killed 3 Kids at Bus Stop Across the U.S.A. Woman Gets 4 Years for Crash that Killed 3 Kids at Bus Stop , Editor 3:59pm, December 18
FYI: Texans Can’t Purchase Alcohol on Christmas and New Year’s, So Stock Up Across the U.S.A. FYI: Texans Can’t Purchase Alcohol on Christmas and New Year’s, So Stock Up , Senior Staff Writer 9:44am, December 10
2020 Farmers’ Almanac is Predicting a “Polar Coaster” of a Winter Full of Wild Temperature Swings Across the U.S.A. 2020 Farmers’ Almanac is Predicting a “Polar Coaster” of a Winter Full of Wild Temperature Swings , 3:06pm, January 7
Strip Club Closed After Food Stamps Accepted for Lap Dances, Drugs Across the U.S.A. Strip Club Closed After Food Stamps Accepted for Lap Dances, Drugs , Editor 1:21pm, January 9
This Woman Was So Fed Up With Her Neighbor’s Loud Music That She Baked Him A Cake Across the U.S.A. This Woman Was So Fed Up With Her Neighbor’s Loud Music That She Baked Him A Cake , Senior Staff Writer 9:35am, January 24
Man Puts Up Electric Fence to Keep Kids Off Lawn, Parents Furious Across the U.S.A. Man Puts Up Electric Fence to Keep Kids Off Lawn, Parents Furious , Editor 3:58pm, January 25
Generals Say Most Young Americans are Too Fat or Dumb To Serve Across the U.S.A. Generals Say Most Young Americans are Too Fat or Dumb To Serve , 2:06pm, January 9
14-Year-Old Arrested for Beating Classmate in School Bathroom as Others Watched Across the U.S.A. 14-Year-Old Arrested for Beating Classmate in School Bathroom as Others Watched , Editor 5:08pm, January 23
Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom Across the U.S.A. Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom , 12:49pm, January 22
Putting A Quarter In The Freezer Can Save Your Life During A Storm Across the U.S.A. Putting A Quarter In The Freezer Can Save Your Life During A Storm , Editor 10:04am, January 22
Unlicensed Doctor Performs and Botches Illegal Operation on Man’s Penis, Leaving it One Inch Long Across the U.S.A. Unlicensed Doctor Performs and Botches Illegal Operation on Man’s Penis, Leaving it One Inch Long , 1:19pm, January 18
High School Puts on “Adulting Day” For Students, Teaches Them How to Pay Bills, Change Tires, Cook Across the U.S.A. High School Puts on “Adulting Day” For Students, Teaches Them How to Pay Bills, Change Tires, Cook , 4:35pm, January 16
Spurned Ex-Girlfriend Arrested for Hanging Naked Pics of Ex-Boyfriend Outside His Kids’ School Across the U.S.A. Spurned Ex-Girlfriend Arrested for Hanging Naked Pics of Ex-Boyfriend Outside His Kids’ School , 11:03am, January 15
Remember When This Tiny Cheerleader Fought Off A Bigger, Meaner Bully? Across the U.S.A. Remember When This Tiny Cheerleader Fought Off A Bigger, Meaner Bully? , Editor 4:06pm, December 31
Mom Finds Out About Daughter’s Pierced Nipples Thanks to X-Ray Across the U.S.A. Mom Finds Out About Daughter’s Pierced Nipples Thanks to X-Ray , 10:24am, January 11
Woman Donates Kidney to Ex-Husband Despite Being Divorced For 20 Years Across the U.S.A. Woman Donates Kidney to Ex-Husband Despite Being Divorced For 20 Years , Editor 12:17pm, January 16
Man Barbecues Hot Dogs Next To Animal Rights Protest Across the U.S.A. Man Barbecues Hot Dogs Next To Animal Rights Protest , Editor 4:15pm, January 14
Beware of Razor Blades Hidden in Shopping Carts Across the U.S.A. Beware of Razor Blades Hidden in Shopping Carts , Editor 2:15pm, January 8
Woman Gets 4 Years for Crash that Killed 3 Kids at Bus Stop Across the U.S.A. Woman Gets 4 Years for Crash that Killed 3 Kids at Bus Stop , Editor 3:59pm, December 18
FYI: Texans Can’t Purchase Alcohol on Christmas and New Year’s, So Stock Up Across the U.S.A. FYI: Texans Can’t Purchase Alcohol on Christmas and New Year’s, So Stock Up , Senior Staff Writer 9:44am, December 10