Across the U.S.A.

Man Had 5 1/2-Foot Tapeworm Come Out of Him After Eating Sushi Across the U.S.A. Man Had 5 1/2-Foot Tapeworm Come Out of Him After Eating Sushi , Rare Contributor 1:05pm, September 23
Student Baked Cookies Containing Grandmother’s Ashes, Served Them To Classmates Across the U.S.A. Student Baked Cookies Containing Grandmother’s Ashes, Served Them To Classmates , Editor 4:47pm, September 21
Retirees are Replacing Teens at Fast-Food Jobs Because They’re Better Workers Across the U.S.A. Retirees are Replacing Teens at Fast-Food Jobs Because They’re Better Workers , 12:25pm, September 21
Meghan McCain’s Husband Blasted Twitter After Edited Photo Threatened Her Safety Across the U.S.A. Meghan McCain’s Husband Blasted Twitter After Edited Photo Threatened Her Safety , Editor 2:45pm, September 19
Florida Woman Farts in Line at Store, Tries to Stab Man Who Complained Across the U.S.A. Florida Woman Farts in Line at Store, Tries to Stab Man Who Complained , 11:06am, September 18
9 Times Aretha Franklin’s Music Made These Movies Even Better Across the U.S.A. 9 Times Aretha Franklin’s Music Made These Movies Even Better , Editor 9:32am, September 14
Woman Wakes Up to Find Coyote in Her Bedroom Across the U.S.A. Woman Wakes Up to Find Coyote in Her Bedroom , 6:05pm, September 10
NFL Fans Are Burning Jerseys as Protests Continue Across the U.S.A. NFL Fans Are Burning Jerseys as Protests Continue , Staff Writer 11:27am, September 10
Kindergarten Principal Fired For Pole Dancing During Welcome Ceremony Across the U.S.A. Kindergarten Principal Fired For Pole Dancing During Welcome Ceremony , Editor 4:21pm, September 9
Old Lady Who Used to Play Softball Bashes Would-Be Attacker Over Head with Baseball Bat Across the U.S.A. Old Lady Who Used to Play Softball Bashes Would-Be Attacker Over Head with Baseball Bat , 12:46pm, September 6
Naked Woman Charged After Falling Through A Fast Food Restaurant’s Ceiling Across the U.S.A. Naked Woman Charged After Falling Through A Fast Food Restaurant’s Ceiling , Senior Staff Writer 5:19pm, September 4
Video Shows Police Chase in Oklahoma End in Spectacular and Terrifying Crash Across the U.S.A. Video Shows Police Chase in Oklahoma End in Spectacular and Terrifying Crash , 4:58pm, September 3
Man Does Yard Work Naked, Neighbors Complain, Cops Say It’s Legal Across the U.S.A. Man Does Yard Work Naked, Neighbors Complain, Cops Say It’s Legal , 12:46pm, September 3
Rattlesnakes Found in Pool Noodles Prompts Warning from Fire Department Across the U.S.A. Rattlesnakes Found in Pool Noodles Prompts Warning from Fire Department , 12:45pm, September 3
Small Town New York Mayor Called People Who Vote for Democrats ‘Retarded’ Across the U.S.A. Small Town New York Mayor Called People Who Vote for Democrats ‘Retarded’ , 2:59pm, August 30
Practically Naked Man Covers His Entire Body in Peanut Butter and Visits Texas Dog Park Across the U.S.A. Practically Naked Man Covers His Entire Body in Peanut Butter and Visits Texas Dog Park , Senior Staff Writer 6:03pm, August 29
Toddler with Spina Bifida Takes First Steps Alongside His Furry Friend Across the U.S.A. Toddler with Spina Bifida Takes First Steps Alongside His Furry Friend , Editor 4:53pm, August 25
‘Pam Beesly’ Arrested in Texas and Fans Can’t Get Over the Mugshot Across the U.S.A. ‘Pam Beesly’ Arrested in Texas and Fans Can’t Get Over the Mugshot , Editor 5:19pm, August 22