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Bus Driver Abducts 51 Children, Sets Vehicle On Fire Across the U.S.A. Bus Driver Abducts 51 Children, Sets Vehicle On Fire , 7:15am, March 22
Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom Across the U.S.A. Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom , 8:22pm, March 21
Model Receives Backlash After Posting Selfie at Holocaust Memorial Across the U.S.A. Model Receives Backlash After Posting Selfie at Holocaust Memorial , Staff Writer 3:49pm, March 21
College Student Ate Ex-Girlfriend’s Fish, Then Sent a Pic of His Poop and Said, “Found Your Fish” Across the U.S.A. College Student Ate Ex-Girlfriend’s Fish, Then Sent a Pic of His Poop and Said, “Found Your Fish” , 1:50pm, March 21
Trump Orders Colleges to Support Free Speech or Lose Federal Funding Across the U.S.A. Trump Orders Colleges to Support Free Speech or Lose Federal Funding , 10:20am, March 21
Unlicensed Doctor Performs and Botches Illegal Operation on Man’s Penis, Leaving it One Inch Long Across the U.S.A. Unlicensed Doctor Performs and Botches Illegal Operation on Man’s Penis, Leaving it One Inch Long , 4:12pm, March 20
Man Forced to Lower Fence Gets Revenge on Neighbor by Putting Naked Mannequins All Over Yard Across the U.S.A. Man Forced to Lower Fence Gets Revenge on Neighbor by Putting Naked Mannequins All Over Yard , 3:51pm, March 20
Teacher Accused of Slamming Door, Severing Middle School Student’s Hand Across the U.S.A. Teacher Accused of Slamming Door, Severing Middle School Student’s Hand , 10:16am, March 20
Mama June of Honey Boo Boo Fame Arrested for Having Crack, Because Of Course She Was Across the U.S.A. Mama June of Honey Boo Boo Fame Arrested for Having Crack, Because Of Course She Was , 4:16pm, March 19
Man Loses Limbs From Dog Saliva That Led To Rare Infection Across the U.S.A. Man Loses Limbs From Dog Saliva That Led To Rare Infection , Staff Writer 3:45pm, March 19
Ex-Police Officer Says She Was Having Sex While Her Child Died in Hot Car Across the U.S.A. Ex-Police Officer Says She Was Having Sex While Her Child Died in Hot Car , 10:34am, March 19
Jump Scare-Inducing Dashcam Footage Shows Police Shootout With Armed Suspect Across the U.S.A. Jump Scare-Inducing Dashcam Footage Shows Police Shootout With Armed Suspect , 4:53pm, March 18
Woman Attempts to Taser Ex-Boyfriend’s New Girl, Pays Dearly for Her Attack Across the U.S.A. Woman Attempts to Taser Ex-Boyfriend’s New Girl, Pays Dearly for Her Attack , 2:20pm, March 18
Man Killed in Shootout Attempting to Rob Vegas Casino Across the U.S.A. Man Killed in Shootout Attempting to Rob Vegas Casino , 10:34am, March 18
Mom Warns About the Horrors of Aerosol Sunscreen After Baby Suffers Chemical Burns Across the U.S.A. Mom Warns About the Horrors of Aerosol Sunscreen After Baby Suffers Chemical Burns , Senior Staff Writer 2:33pm, March 15
University of Tennessee is Offering Free Tuition to Low-Income Students Across the U.S.A. University of Tennessee is Offering Free Tuition to Low-Income Students , 10:40am, March 15
Uh-Oh! Walmart Could Start Spying on Employee and Customer Conversations Across the U.S.A. Uh-Oh! Walmart Could Start Spying on Employee and Customer Conversations , 9:19am, March 15
Court Rules You’re Within Your 1st Amendment Rights to Flip Off a Cop For Pulling You Over Across the U.S.A. Court Rules You’re Within Your 1st Amendment Rights to Flip Off a Cop For Pulling You Over , 2:05pm, March 14
Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom Across the U.S.A. Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom , 8:22pm, March 21
Woman Arrested For Drinking Entire 6-Pack of Beer in Target Dressing Room Across the U.S.A. Woman Arrested For Drinking Entire 6-Pack of Beer in Target Dressing Room , 4:50pm, March 11
High School Puts on “Adulting Day” For Students, Teaches Them How to Pay Bills, Change Tires, Cook Across the U.S.A. High School Puts on “Adulting Day” For Students, Teaches Them How to Pay Bills, Change Tires, Cook , 1:00pm, February 27
Woman Arrested for Masturbating on Restaurant Patio Continued to Masturbate in Cop Car Across the U.S.A. Woman Arrested for Masturbating on Restaurant Patio Continued to Masturbate in Cop Car , 2:11pm, February 5
Health Experts Announce Disease Outbreak Linked To Crab Meat Across the U.S.A. Health Experts Announce Disease Outbreak Linked To Crab Meat , Staff Writer 8:40am, February 18
Watch Out! A Giant Brood of Cicadas is Supposed To Invade the Eastern US This Spring Across the U.S.A. Watch Out! A Giant Brood of Cicadas is Supposed To Invade the Eastern US This Spring , Senior Staff Writer 1:44pm, March 4
Mama June of Honey Boo Boo Fame Arrested for Having Crack, Because Of Course She Was Across the U.S.A. Mama June of Honey Boo Boo Fame Arrested for Having Crack, Because Of Course She Was , 4:16pm, March 19
Strip Club Closed After Food Stamps Accepted for Lap Dances, Drugs Across the U.S.A. Strip Club Closed After Food Stamps Accepted for Lap Dances, Drugs , Staff Writer 12:36pm, February 27
Woman Attempts to Taser Ex-Boyfriend’s New Girl, Pays Dearly for Her Attack Across the U.S.A. Woman Attempts to Taser Ex-Boyfriend’s New Girl, Pays Dearly for Her Attack , 2:20pm, March 18
Indiana Cracking Down Hard on Slow Left Lane Drivers to Prevent Accidents and Road Rage Across the U.S.A. Indiana Cracking Down Hard on Slow Left Lane Drivers to Prevent Accidents and Road Rage , 1:44pm, March 11
PETA Claims Cow Milk Is A Symbol Of White Supremacists Across the U.S.A. PETA Claims Cow Milk Is A Symbol Of White Supremacists , Staff Writer 9:23am, February 20
Bus Driver Abducts 51 Children, Sets Vehicle On Fire Across the U.S.A. Bus Driver Abducts 51 Children, Sets Vehicle On Fire , 7:15am, March 22
College Student Ate Ex-Girlfriend’s Fish, Then Sent a Pic of His Poop and Said, “Found Your Fish” Across the U.S.A. College Student Ate Ex-Girlfriend’s Fish, Then Sent a Pic of His Poop and Said, “Found Your Fish” , 1:50pm, March 21
Teacher Accused of Slamming Door, Severing Middle School Student’s Hand Across the U.S.A. Teacher Accused of Slamming Door, Severing Middle School Student’s Hand , 10:16am, March 20
Bones of Woman Missing Since 1964 Found in Pittsburgh Backyard Across the U.S.A. Bones of Woman Missing Since 1964 Found in Pittsburgh Backyard , 10:26am, February 22
Man Forced to Lower Fence Gets Revenge on Neighbor by Putting Naked Mannequins All Over Yard Across the U.S.A. Man Forced to Lower Fence Gets Revenge on Neighbor by Putting Naked Mannequins All Over Yard , 3:51pm, March 20
Young Mother Crushed to Death in Car in Front of Children by Large Rock Thrown Off Highway Overpass Across the U.S.A. Young Mother Crushed to Death in Car in Front of Children by Large Rock Thrown Off Highway Overpass , 12:49pm, March 12
University of Tennessee is Offering Free Tuition to Low-Income Students Across the U.S.A. University of Tennessee is Offering Free Tuition to Low-Income Students , 10:40am, March 15