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A Guy Interviewed for a Job at Kohl’s and Got Caught Shoplifting on His Way Out Across the U.S.A. A Guy Interviewed for a Job at Kohl’s and Got Caught Shoplifting on His Way Out , 4:24pm, December 10
New Bill Requires Students to Learn Cursive by the End of 5th Grade Across the U.S.A. New Bill Requires Students to Learn Cursive by the End of 5th Grade , Staff Writer 12:26pm, December 10
Woman Dies From Brain-Eating Amoeba Due to Using Tap Water in Neti Pot Across the U.S.A. Woman Dies From Brain-Eating Amoeba Due to Using Tap Water in Neti Pot , Senior Staff Writer 11:29am, December 10
House Fire Kills 5 Children, Mother Escaped by Jumping out Second Story Window Across the U.S.A. House Fire Kills 5 Children, Mother Escaped by Jumping out Second Story Window , 10:11am, December 10
Dog Guarded Wildfire Home for a Month Before Owners Came Home Across the U.S.A. Dog Guarded Wildfire Home for a Month Before Owners Came Home , 9:58am, December 10
Teacher Accused of Telling Misbehaving Student That He’d ‘Shoot’ Him Across the U.S.A. Teacher Accused of Telling Misbehaving Student That He’d ‘Shoot’ Him , 6:30am, December 8
Court Rules in Favor of Officer Who Shot Deaf Boy with Stun Gun Across the U.S.A. Court Rules in Favor of Officer Who Shot Deaf Boy with Stun Gun , 5:30am, December 8
Alaskan Couple Heard The Door Bell Ring, and It Turned Out To Be a Very Unexpected Visitor Across the U.S.A. Alaskan Couple Heard The Door Bell Ring, and It Turned Out To Be a Very Unexpected Visitor , 5:00am, December 8
Video Shows Police Chase in Oklahoma End in Spectacular and Terrifying Crash Across the U.S.A. Video Shows Police Chase in Oklahoma End in Spectacular and Terrifying Crash , 3:43pm, December 7
Michigan Boy Raising Money For Friend’s Gravestone Because the Friend’s Mom Can’t Afford One Across the U.S.A. Michigan Boy Raising Money For Friend’s Gravestone Because the Friend’s Mom Can’t Afford One , 1:07pm, December 7
Bush’s Presidential Funeral Train Is The First In Nearly 50 Years Across the U.S.A. Bush’s Presidential Funeral Train Is The First In Nearly 50 Years , 11:11am, December 7
Remains of Pearl Harbor Sailors Return Home After 77 Years Across the U.S.A. Remains of Pearl Harbor Sailors Return Home After 77 Years , Staff Writer 4:09pm, December 6
Ohio Dad Makes Daughter Walk 5 Miles to School to Punish Her for Bullying Across the U.S.A. Ohio Dad Makes Daughter Walk 5 Miles to School to Punish Her for Bullying , 3:25pm, December 6
Apparently Chemicals in Non-Stick Pans Can Shrink Penises… A Lot Across the U.S.A. Apparently Chemicals in Non-Stick Pans Can Shrink Penises… A Lot , 1:32pm, December 6
2-Year-Old With Cancer Inspires Worldwide Search For Rare Blood Donors Across the U.S.A. 2-Year-Old With Cancer Inspires Worldwide Search For Rare Blood Donors , Staff Writer 12:14pm, December 6
Ibuprofen Recall: 0.5 Liquid Ounce Bottles Recalled From Nationwide Drug Stores Across the U.S.A. Ibuprofen Recall: 0.5 Liquid Ounce Bottles Recalled From Nationwide Drug Stores , Staff Writer 10:38am, December 6
Substitute Teacher Fired for Telling First Graders There is No Santa Claus Across the U.S.A. Substitute Teacher Fired for Telling First Graders There is No Santa Claus , 5:05pm, December 5
Model Receives Backlash After Posting Selfie at Holocaust Memorial Across the U.S.A. Model Receives Backlash After Posting Selfie at Holocaust Memorial , Staff Writer 4:52pm, December 5
Texas Man Bought a Billboard That Delivered A Texas-Sized Message About Donald Trump and the Media Across the U.S.A. Texas Man Bought a Billboard That Delivered A Texas-Sized Message About Donald Trump and the Media , Rare Staff 1:20pm, December 3
Video: Giant Ice Falling From Chicago Skyscrapers Destroying Cars, Nearly Crushing People Across the U.S.A. Video: Giant Ice Falling From Chicago Skyscrapers Destroying Cars, Nearly Crushing People , 3:25pm, November 30
Woman Dies From Brain-Eating Amoeba Due to Using Tap Water in Neti Pot Across the U.S.A. Woman Dies From Brain-Eating Amoeba Due to Using Tap Water in Neti Pot , Senior Staff Writer 11:29am, December 10
New Challenge Has Teenagers Boiling Tampons and Pads To Get “High” Across the U.S.A. New Challenge Has Teenagers Boiling Tampons and Pads To Get “High” , Staff Writer 3:13pm, November 16
House Fire Kills 5 Children, Mother Escaped by Jumping out Second Story Window Across the U.S.A. House Fire Kills 5 Children, Mother Escaped by Jumping out Second Story Window , 10:11am, December 10
Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom Across the U.S.A. Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom , 3:52pm, November 20
Florida Woman Farts in Line at Store, Tries to Stab Man Who Complained Across the U.S.A. Florida Woman Farts in Line at Store, Tries to Stab Man Who Complained , 1:37pm, November 29
Toys “R” Us Makes A Comeback By Relaunching As “Geoffrey’s Toy Box” Across the U.S.A. Toys “R” Us Makes A Comeback By Relaunching As “Geoffrey’s Toy Box” , Staff Writer 1:49pm, October 26
Illegally Passing A Stopped School Bus Could Mean Losing Your License Across the U.S.A. Illegally Passing A Stopped School Bus Could Mean Losing Your License , Staff Writer 2:51pm, December 4
Largest Chickenpox Outbreak Since 1995 Reported in North Carolina Across the U.S.A. Largest Chickenpox Outbreak Since 1995 Reported in North Carolina , Staff Writer 10:06am, November 20
New Bill Requires Students to Learn Cursive by the End of 5th Grade Across the U.S.A. New Bill Requires Students to Learn Cursive by the End of 5th Grade , Staff Writer 12:26pm, December 10
Security Footage Shows Middle Schooler Picked Up and Slammed to Ground by School Officer Across the U.S.A. Security Footage Shows Middle Schooler Picked Up and Slammed to Ground by School Officer , 5:06pm, December 4
Minneapolis Cop To Be Fired For ‘Despicable’ Christmas Tree Decor Across the U.S.A. Minneapolis Cop To Be Fired For ‘Despicable’ Christmas Tree Decor , 7:00am, December 1
Remains of Pearl Harbor Sailors Return Home After 77 Years Across the U.S.A. Remains of Pearl Harbor Sailors Return Home After 77 Years , Staff Writer 4:09pm, December 6
Farmer’s Almanac Predicts A Cold, Snowy Winter Across the U.S.A. Farmer’s Almanac Predicts A Cold, Snowy Winter , 4:20pm, November 6
Apparently Chemicals in Non-Stick Pans Can Shrink Penises… A Lot Across the U.S.A. Apparently Chemicals in Non-Stick Pans Can Shrink Penises… A Lot , 1:32pm, December 6
A Guy Interviewed for a Job at Kohl’s and Got Caught Shoplifting on His Way Out Across the U.S.A. A Guy Interviewed for a Job at Kohl’s and Got Caught Shoplifting on His Way Out , 4:24pm, December 10
Washington DC Clerk Stalls Marriage Over ‘Foreign’ New Mexico ID Card Across the U.S.A. Washington DC Clerk Stalls Marriage Over ‘Foreign’ New Mexico ID Card , 5:00am, December 1