Across the U.S.A.

Across the U.S.A. Man Puts Up Electric Fence to Keep Kids Off Lawn, Parents Furious Silke Jasso, Editor 3:58pm, January 25

Across the U.S.A. This Woman Was So Fed Up With Her Neighbor’s Loud Music That She Baked Him A Cake Lyndsay Burginger, Senior Staff Writer 9:35am, January 24

Across the U.S.A. 14-Year-Old Arrested for Beating Classmate in School Bathroom as Others Watched Silke Jasso, Editor 5:08pm, January 23

Across the U.S.A. Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom Rob Fox, 12:49pm, January 22

Across the U.S.A. Putting A Quarter In The Freezer Can Save Your Life During A Storm Silke Jasso, Editor 10:04am, January 22

Across the U.S.A. Unlicensed Doctor Performs and Botches Illegal Operation on Man’s Penis, Leaving it One Inch Long Rob Fox, 1:19pm, January 18

Across the U.S.A. High School Puts on “Adulting Day” For Students, Teaches Them How to Pay Bills, Change Tires, Cook Rob Fox, 4:35pm, January 16

Across the U.S.A. Woman Donates Kidney to Ex-Husband Despite Being Divorced For 20 Years Silke Jasso, Editor 12:17pm, January 16

Across the U.S.A. Spurned Ex-Girlfriend Arrested for Hanging Naked Pics of Ex-Boyfriend Outside His Kids’ School Rob Fox, 11:03am, January 15

Across the U.S.A. Man Barbecues Hot Dogs Next To Animal Rights Protest Silke Jasso, Editor 4:15pm, January 14

Across the U.S.A. Mom Finds Out About Daughter’s Pierced Nipples Thanks to X-Ray Rob Fox, 10:24am, January 11

Across the U.S.A. Generals Say Most Young Americans are Too Fat or Dumb To Serve Rob Fox, 2:06pm, January 9

Across the U.S.A. Strip Club Closed After Food Stamps Accepted for Lap Dances, Drugs Silke Jasso, Editor 1:21pm, January 9

Across the U.S.A. Beware of Razor Blades Hidden in Shopping Carts Silke Jasso, Editor 2:15pm, January 8

Across the U.S.A. 2020 Farmers’ Almanac is Predicting a “Polar Coaster” of a Winter Full of Wild Temperature Swings Rob Fox, 3:06pm, January 7

Across the U.S.A. Remember When This Tiny Cheerleader Fought Off A Bigger, Meaner Bully? Silke Jasso, Editor 4:06pm, December 31

Across the U.S.A. Woman Gets 4 Years for Crash that Killed 3 Kids at Bus Stop Silke Jasso, Editor 3:59pm, December 18

Across the U.S.A. FYI: Texans Can’t Purchase Alcohol on Christmas and New Year’s, So Stock Up Lyndsay Burginger, Senior Staff Writer 9:44am, December 10