A woman from Texas spotted a neighbor face down in the bushes and decided to see what was going on. When she realized that the woman wasn’t unconscious or worse, she struck up a conversation.
The woman, who identified herself as Donna, explained that she was looking for a drive shaft that had been buried. Donna said she “looked in that ditch like a crazy person” for a drive shaft, even though she “really had no idea what [she] was looking for.”
Donna also said she worked for the police department.
Donna was apparently on meth, which, if you’re as far gone as she was, has you momentarily mistaking plants for drive shafts.
Moral of the story? No meth.