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More like Rosetta Bone: This porn website wants to teach you Spanish on Cinco de Mayo

Have you ever watched porn and thought to yourself: “This orgy scene in the back of a dirty minivan is great and all, but I really wish I could, I don’t know, learn something.”

Well, you’re in luck, because this Cinco de Mayo, adult website Brazzers is offering free access to premium porn site Brazzers en Español “to anyone curious about expanding their horizons and learning another language.” Don’t believe us? Check out their official statement.

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In celebration of Cinco de Mayo, premium porn on Brazzers en Español will be free.

BRAZZERS, the leader in premium adult entertainment is a big fan of diversity and an admirer of the romantic Spanish culture. This is why, in celebration of Cinco de Mayo on May 5th 2016, BRAZZERS will be offering free premium Spanish porn to anyone curious about expanding their horizons and learning another language.

BRAZZERS is also issuing a challenge to all fans to caption their favorite quote learned after watching a Spanish scene. To enter, anyone interested can go to Brazzers en Español dot com and watch as much porn as they fancy. Fans can then participate via Twitter by sending their captioned memes, gifs, pics, and quotes to @Brazzers. By the end of the day BRAZZERS will be selecting several winners for some free merchandise, autographs from fan-favorite BRAZZERS porn stars, and Munkey Barz leather love handles.

Product Director, Mario Nardstein explains the promotion as a key celebration that allows BRAZZERS to familiarize fans with the Spanish language – even if it starts with learning how to say “woah, you’re hot.”

“Cinco de Mayo is a time to celebrate can-do Spanish spirit, though more traditionally, it is celebrated in commemoration of the Battle of Puebla in 1862 when Mexican troops held their homeland successfully and defeated French imperialists despite being outnumbered two to one. We wanted to translate this can-do spirit into an effort to motivate others to learn another language by mixing it with something they’ll be likely to pay attention to – sex.”

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Some great starter scenes recommended by BRAZZERS include Indiscreción with the inked favorite, Christy Mack and her accomplice, Madison Ivy; Persuadiendo a Lela starring the Kim Kardashian doppelganger, Lela Star; Mis Dos Esposas a threesome with Peta Jensen and Kendra Lust that will help you learn the meaning of ‘fuego’; Rompe la Red… De Veras esta Vez featuring Nikki Benz in a Kim Kardashian Break The Internet parody; Érase una vez en Argentina starring the notorious porn star goddess Esperanza Gómez; Guerra Mundial XXX Tercera Parte part three of a XXX parody of The Walking Dead featuring Peta Jensen.

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Richard Thompson is an associate editor at Rare. Follow him on Twitter @RThompson_91 

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