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The R-rated mercenary Deadpool just finished his biggest job yet: live-tweeting the Super Bowl!
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The official Deadpool Twitter account provided some uniquely vulgar insight into last night’s big game between the Philadelphia Eagles and New England Patriots. The twisted alter-ego of Ryan Reynolds used his first tweet to claim that Fox — the studio who makes his movies — is making him live-tweet the game because it’s too expensive to pay for an actual ad to promote the upcoming release of “Deadpool 2.”
“Remember that time I was wrist-deep in cocoa butter and Fox called to say they were too cheap to buy a spot in the big game then told me I had to live tweet it? Cause I do… #DPtheSB #SBLII,” Deadpool tweeted.
Remember that time I was wrist-deep in cocoa butter and Fox called to say they were too cheap to buy a spot in the big game then told me I had to live tweet it? Cause I do… #DPtheSB #SBLII https://t.co/YGlQ6DZhbU
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
He didn’t seem to mind that much, though.
Anything centered around a bunch of muscular, athletic men manhandling a leather ball has my vote. The shiny tights are just icing on the cake. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
He also shared his thoughts on popstar Pink, who sang the national anthem prior to kick-off. As you can probably imagine, things got pretty dark and even more uncouth.
“God, I love Pink (and not just the pop singer),” he wrote. “Besides being my 2nd favorite shade of red, it’s also the color of the inside of people’s outsides and that lady biker gang from Grease.”
God, I love Pink (and not just the pop singer). Besides being my 2nd favorite shade of red, it's also the color of the inside of people's outsides and that lady biker gang from Grease. #DPtheSB
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
Gross.
He also tweeted about the game’s coin toss — and shared an image of a coin featuring himself.
Heads or Tails. When a coin looks this good, we're all winners. #CouldBounceAQuarterOffIt #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/V2dJXKRMea
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
The account when on to live-tweet the whole game and, of course, the commercials. Check out more tweets below:
Feel ya on the hand thing, Tom. Good thing we both have that mutant healing factor, huh? #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/aRKcNdOt7a
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
I loved Tom Brady in La La Land. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Everyone in the bar just freaked out at once so either there was an interception, or they discovered I've been peeing in the chili. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Holy crap. Give @Doritos and @MountainDew a trophy. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Doritos actually responded to this one:
And give this man a bag of Blaze! pic.twitter.com/Vfqy0dvbFK
— Doritos (@Doritos) February 5, 2018
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