Jordan Karlesson
Someone better put a toothpick in Martha Stewart — or maybe a pin — because we’re collectively done hearing about her sex life.
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A joke about her dating Pete Davidson beckoned an endless supply of kitchen-related sexual innuendo thanks to Martha Stewart’s cooking skills and the comic’s supposed schlong.
Oh yeah, and in recent months, we’ve also heard (and seen) the 81-year-old convicted felon reminisce on a nude magazine cover and go topless to promote a new coffee brand.
The new Kardashian friend’s desperate attempts at drumming up attention recently made their way onto The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
When asked if she gets starstruck by any celebrities, Stewart gave a curveball answer.
“I’ve been sort of fascinated with this very handsome young boy on Instagram,” the cooking host divulged. “It’s called Brad Pitt Fan Club [we’re guessing she means this], and I just sort of melt when I look at those pictures. I mean, he is so cute. … Check it out. … He looks better and better as the years go by.”
Martha Stewart Reveals Her Celebrity Crush
Stewart further “revealed” that she hasn’t actually ever met Pitt but hopes to one day. At least the 58-year-old actor was born in the same 25-year span as Stewart. Pete Davidson just turned 29.
Martha Stewart recently went viral thanks to Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian. A “rumor” that some people believed — or believed to be a hilarious joke — suggested she was Davidson’s new girlfriend after his split from Kardashian. She laughed it off, saying Davidson was nothing more than like a son to her.
Now, Stewart is stirring the pot once again after posting her very own thirst trap on Instagram. The chef posted a photo of her 1996 Spy Magazine cover which features her posing nude. She captioned the Instagram post “Do you remember this????? omg!!!”
