Aurora Starchild
Ex-OnlyFans influencer Aella has got some impressive stats. We’re not talking about hits and misses here. I mean pooping and showering. In a yearly roundup of her personal endeavors, she told her Twitter followers that she only showered 37 times in 2022.
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Using an app called Dalio, Aella kept track of how many times she did all sorts of things, from showering to masturbating and even taking psychedelics.
Aella’s Stats for 2022, per the Dalio App
- went outside: 222
- pooped: 194
- socialized: 165
- worked: 137
- took Adderall: 126
- drank alcohol: 118
- danced: 64
- had sex: 63
- cried: 59
- wrote: 51
- gamed: 44
- had a good meal: 42
- showered: 37
- traveled: 33
- masturbated: 26
- exercised: 23
- took phenibut: 21
- bawled: 16
- did art: 15
- was sick: 14
- meditated/circled:
- 12 escorted: 6
- took a psychedelic: 5
- weed: 2
- migraine: 2
What seemed to stand-out was the showering statistic. Many were wondering how Aella didn’t stink, some admitting that they themselves would shower more than twice a day.
“37 showers is so insane to me. I shower twice a day and many days 3 times in the summer or just bc I may have been running around. You stink. You have to,” one person replied.
Aella Says Overshowering Makes Her Smell Worse
But Aella informed her fans that she actually stinks more when she showers too much. Citing a delicate balance of her microbiome, she said that she realized over showering actually has the opposite intended effect on her body. The influencer also said that she can’t use certain soaps. But she does use a bidet, wash her face daily, and keep her armpits clean.
“How i shower infrequently but don’t stink: my guess is there’s some kind of microbiome balance going on; I first noticed this once when I went camping, and then after I got home and showered with heavy duty soap, found that I stunk *way* worse the next day,” she wrote.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if showering is following the same kind of principles as going no-poo for hair; if any random person who shampoos daily, stops shampooing, their hair will be horrible and greasy. But if you are persistent and careful, your body adjusts.”
Other onlookers wondered how Aella only pooped 194 times in a year. She later clarified that the stats weren’t exactly accurate. They did paint a general picture, though, and one that was refreshingly honest.
For the record, the average person can function normally and poop anywhere from 3 times a day to 3 times a week. Aella seemed to poop an average of once every 1.8 days, which doesn’t imply constipation.
From OnlyFans to Doing Whatever She Wants. Yes, That Includes Only Showering 37 Times Per Year
Aella first rose to financial success as an OnlyFans model after a run with unhappy factory jobs and taking loads of LSD (paraphrased, per her website). She was raking in $100,000 a month as one of the platform’s top earners.
However, after her “attention span ran out,” Aella left OnlyFans. She created a deck of cards, has a research institute for sexual fetishes, and blogs about interesting (and sometimes nerdy) topics. And she makes some fascinating polls and surveys, too.
With her joker smile & filthy body I’ll stay away for sure.