This dad just can’t with his kid vomiting in the car and the hysterical texts he sent to his wife are so funny

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This poor man’s wife owes him big time.

Ben Patterson just wanted to swap cars with his wife so she could hang out with friends while he watched the kids. Yet when Patterson retrieved their son, Declan, he vomited everywhere.

Patterson took one look at the mess, snapped a photo and sent it to his wife, Stephanie. When Stephanie didn’t respond, things just kept getting worse — or better, depending upon how you look at it.

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The struggling father later posted the screenshots of these texts to Facebook. Take a look at the timeline of events.

Patterson pulls over.

Screenshot baby text 1

Enter the cops. Puking continues.
Screenshot baby text 2

Puking continues and smells of “whale blubber.”

Screenshot baby text 3

End scene.

At least he has a funny story to show for the horror he had to endure.

What do you think?

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