This poor man’s wife owes him big time.
Ben Patterson just wanted to swap cars with his wife so she could hang out with friends while he watched the kids. Yet when Patterson retrieved their son, Declan, he vomited everywhere.
Patterson took one look at the mess, snapped a photo and sent it to his wife, Stephanie. When Stephanie didn’t respond, things just kept getting worse — or better, depending upon how you look at it.
The struggling father later posted the screenshots of these texts to Facebook. Take a look at the timeline of events.
Patterson pulls over.
Enter the cops. Puking continues.
Puking continues and smells of “whale blubber.”
At least he has a funny story to show for the horror he had to endure.