Advertisement
These cringe-worthy, no good, awful Tinder pick up lines will make you laugh in the face of dating Instagram/Tindernightmares

There’s a distinct feeling of despair that lingers for hours, sometimes even days, after a bad date. Maybe she got a little too drunk and told you about a one-night stand that ended in a trip to CVS for Plan B, or maybe he riddled you with one too many tales about his college days in SAE when he blacked out “so hard” and woke up on a park bench. No matter what the unsavory scenario, the end result is the same: dating is the worst.

But rest assured that no matter how bad your date was, someone out there is experiencing far worse behavior — and absolutely nothing compares to the absurd messages people receive on the popular dating app Tinder. Some of these messages are so foul that an Instagram account was born to document their absurdity. @Tindernightmares is the “unspirational” account any single person needs in their life in order to feel better about the love landscape. This account is, in a word, glorious.

RELATED: If dating’s got you down and you need some good cheer — never fear! Tinder Nightmares is here

Pick up lines can be great ice breakers, especially when delivered with the perfect tone. But online apps are not a great place for them, given that you can’t even accurately interpret the tone of the sentence. Sometimes a valiant attempt is met with sympathy and a round of applause for effort, but sometimes the pick-up line is so downright creepy and forward that all you can do is take your forehead to your palm and log out of the app.

These poor souls tried and failed.

View this post on Instagram

This fucking guy….

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

Advertisement
View this post on Instagram

This might happen

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram

Shut the fuck up, Joe

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

Advertisement

View this post on Instagram

This is actually kind of cute

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram
Advertisement

Topical

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram

classic emoji pickup lines

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram
Advertisement

"not a penis boner"

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram

#Brexit #Sexit

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram
Advertisement

OMG

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram

Taylor is changing lives one person as a time

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram

BAERITTO

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

View this post on Instagram

ILLUMINAUGHTY!

A post shared by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on

Carry on, humanity. Carry on!

Helene Vincent is an editor for Rare. Follow her on Twitter @HMV5.
View More Articles

Stories You Might Like