Drunk douchebags brawl on boat, and this is why we can’t have nice things

We can’t understand why stuff like this has to happen. It’s a beautiful day. You’re in Boca. You’re on a boat. There are beautiful women in bikinis hanging out (though the girl-to-guy ratio doesn’t exactly seem ideal). You’d think everyone could just get along and have a nice time, right?

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Nope, because these are also apparently all the elements that set the stage for prime douchebaggery. Seems like these dudes were off getting yoked on their Bowflexes and watching “Entourage” episodes the day their parents taught How to Behave in Public 101.

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Planet of the Apes, indeed.

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