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Hold the greens: Man mocks vegans with this meat-eating parody YouTube/Screenshot

We don’t mean to stereotype those that are vegans and vegetarians; however, because these are popular eating trends, their annoying subscribers are going to stick out due to pure numbers, and some people are tired of that.

This man was so tired that he decided to fight back with his own parody of what meat-eaters would be like if they acted like the outspoken veggie-lovers.

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What does acting like an out-spoken meat-eater entail? Well the man here — J.P. Spears — essentially goes around and tries to ruin everyone’s day. He tells a girl that her eating a salad is ruining his day and killing his appetite, while also asking for “tofu-flavored” chicken from a restaurant.

That’s not all. Spears “explains” why he eats meats, as the more “spiritually evolved Orca” only eats meat, and don’t we all want to be more spiritually evolved?

This is just a clever reminder of one thing, people: eat whatever you would like and what you think constitutes a healthy diet. Just don’t annoy the rest of us about it.

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Bo  Churney About the author:
Bo was born in Atlanta, GA, and graduated from Georgia Tech with a degree in International Affairs. He has previously worked with ESPN and the Georgia Tech Newsroom. He covers the Auburn Tigers and national college football for FanBuzz.
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