In honor of her 30th birthday, Jenna Marbles shared 30 life lessons she’s learned over the years

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Happy birthday, Jenna Marbles!

The YouTube funny girl turned 30 on Sept. 15, and to honor the occasion, she decided to share some of the life lessons she’s learned in the past 30 years.

Some of the lessons were serious and helpful, but Marbles mostly remained true to herself and totally kept it weird.

“Never, ever, ever, ever go on an all carrots diet. I did that for a couple of days in college. I was crash dieting and decided I was going to eat carrots. It doesn’t work. It’s disgusting, and it’s awful,” she said.

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“Don’t ever try to flush a pork chop down the toilet. It doesn’t work. Trust me, it doesn’t work,” she said. Boy, we wish she had gone into detail with that lesson.

Marbles finished off her lesson by telling fans to never live with regrets.

“It helps me understand people,” she said.

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