It’s January, which means Valentine’s Day is almost here. Most couples buy each other chocolates, watches, and Hallmark cards, but I prefer to keep things a little more on the risqué side for my special someone.
I am the queen of gag gifts, which means I know how to tailor the best gag gift to my Bumble boyfriend of the week, friends and family. Thankfully I found the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for them all. Marshmallow Willies are the perfect gift for all of my disgusting friends with a unique sense of humor.
- Secret Santa gift idea or stocking filler
- Pink marshmallows are yummy gelatine peckers
- Under $20
Make Valentine’s Day shopping easy this year and grab some sweet-tasting marshmallows for your significant other or favorite buddies. Marshmallow Willies are penis-shaped marshmallows that everyone will enjoy snacking on.
This novelty adult item is ideal for a bachelorette party or girl’s night, but it’ll definitely come in handy for your dirty-minded friend next Christmas. Add this penis candy to your Amazon wishlist today.
The reviews are hilarious. Customers are enjoying the reactions they’re getting from friends and family.
A customer gave them a five-star review and said, “Whether it’s your best friend or your worst enemy receiving these, they are sure to get a laugh!” I love it. Whether you love or hate someone, you’ve probably told them to eat a dick at some point.
Move over Jet-Puffed. You too, Lucky Charms marshmallows. Marshmallow Willies are where it’s at. Fill up Valentine gift bags or DIY gift sets with these hilarious candies for “penis tasting fun.”
Who do you know who needs Marshmallow Willies? I have a friend who loves to bake, and I think these willies would make great toppers for her homemade cupcakes. It’s a win-win. She gets a terrific gag gift, and now she can gift her friends some cupcakes with penises on them.
This post was originally published on November 6, 2020.